Comedian & permanent co-host of @RoundRockPod, America’s only NBA Podcast. America's Uncle Dad out now: https://xitter.cf/t.co/ERpxrE520H
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Sean Keane retweeted
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
Sean Keane retweeted
re: this, i hope people eventually grasp campus sexual assault isn't some "elitist" issue. rape is a material issue that costs victims more than any other crime. the medical debt, student debt (even after survivors drop out), loss of opportunity, legal fees, defamation suits, etc
Sean Keane retweeted
Please stop farming my story for engagement. It ran two weeks ago and you’ve tweeted three excerpts from it in the past two days without linking. I thought the insider trading and loophole sports gambling game was going better than this.
Sean Keane retweeted
Maybe my favorite hilariously wrong argument in this whole Clippers saga: Steve Ballmer is really rich and sophisticated so he'd never do something this dumb. People really were saying that after Pablo's first pod dropped.
Sean Keane retweeted
Dying at how the Clips released a statement like “we will continue fight to clear our name of any fraudulent activity ”
And Kawhi’s statement was like “Yes I did receive some transactions orchestrated by the Clippers Fraudulent Activity Department. My bad yall wont happen again”
Sean Keane retweeted
You simply have to hand it to ESPN for going all in on Pat McAfee and letting former employee Pablo Torre dogwalk the entire network on the biggest NBA story in years
Sean Keane retweeted
By the way, we have grandkids older than Sophie. Give me a Break! You may Goon over women on-line - I do Not!
Ralph please for God’s sake come up with a fake account
Gooning over a 20 something year old at age 88 online for everyone to see is ruining the one legendary anouncer we have as Clippers fans. Don’t go out this way sir 🤝 @Ohmeomy
Sean Keane retweeted
Good God, I am not "Gooning." Anyone who know me, is aware of my deep Love for my wife. The fact that Sophie is attractive is not the reason for my interest in her. She can shoot the 3-ball, but what I really admire is how she has used social media to elevate her recognition.
Ralph please for God’s sake come up with a fake account
Gooning over a 20 something year old at age 88 online for everyone to see is ruining the one legendary anouncer we have as Clippers fans. Don’t go out this way sir 🤝 @Ohmeomy
Sean Keane retweeted
Biggest issue: If you're being drafted, people are saying "we want you around for 4 years" & I can't imagine anybody wants Enes Kanter or Royce White around them for even 4 minutes.
We've seen this illustrated whenever Enes is near Turkey or Royce comes close to logic/reality.
Sean Keane retweeted
This is what happens when Jed has to negotiate deals without Paraag Marathe
49ers owner Jed York allegedly arranged to pay $140 for sex at a trailer park in East Palestine, Ohio. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
Sean Keane retweeted
"The Kushner family owned Los Angeles Lakers, coached by JJ Redick and led by Luka Doncic, Walker Kessler, and Austin Reaves" sounds like something you'd read in an alt-history fiction novel about an America that adopted apartheid in the 1980's.
Sean Keane retweeted
Dude stood up like it was KD Hesi cross that dropped defender and about to hit the Jumper
Sean Keane retweeted
I do think LeBron is stringing this out a bit more than he can warrant now. Lauryn Hill could be three hours late to the stage on the Miseducation tour but when she does that now people just leave
Sean Keane retweeted
VAR sucks all kinds of ass. I’d almost rather have the refs from the 2006 NBA Finals than this Big Brother letter of the law after the fact crap. Nobody likes this.
