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Joined November 2010
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We’ve officially reached the point where AI generated ads complaining about AI generated ads are working on the boomers
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$COTT HAN$EN retweeted
Always important to remind the people that this man’s real name is Thunder Justice and wwe creative was like, you look like a Shiloh
Shiloh Hill is stepping up to Grayson Waller! #WWENXT
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Seriously the Axiom is the ugliest helmet in football history. Not a single good facemask design either (I know this is incredibly insignificant to the game but humor me)
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What stage of Orwell's dystopian nightmare is this?
🚨🇮🇱 NEW: The IDF is set to deploy humanoid robots in Gaza, produced by a start-up backed by Eric Trump
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Her dad raped her, was with her when she gave birth, and likely coerced her or killed the baby himself… but sure, let’s arrest a traumatised child. Men get excuses, girls get handcuffs. Society protects male predators and punishes their victims.
A 14-year-old girl is accused of giving birth on the side of a road and leaving the infant to die in Monterey County. Investigators named the deceased newborn “Baby Angelita." Angelita's young mother is at-large and wanted on suspicion of murder. The murder suspect's father, Sergio Galvez Perez, is wanted on suspicion of incest and child sex crimes. Investigators believe Perez is hiding out with his teen daughter. Sheriff Nieto said, "Perez is the biological father of the 14-year-old murder suspect and the biological father of Baby Angelita.” Nieto said, "I’m here to say to Sergio Galvez Perez: you need to turn yourself in." Story: kron4.com/news/californi…
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My daughter is 17, looks a lot like the girls in this video, and will be going to college in the fall. I didn’t have to have a discussion with her about this because she’s not a racist piece of shit. Her mother and I raised her right.
Because of this completely insane Ole Miss story, I was just forced to have a long talk with my 14 year old daughter, who is going to look a lot like these girls (the way they looked is THE reason the video went viral) and has a BIG personality. I explained that the left has lost their damn minds and they are out for blood, especially that of good-looking white people with a perceived conservative background. I told her she would be a perfect target, especially given me as her dad and her public fandom of Charlie Kirk, and that with cameras everywhere now, she can NOT publicly joke about ANYTHING. Literally ANYTHING. This is very relevant because she does a great “Cartman” impression and, as one of the funniest people I know, loves telling politically incorrect jokes in that voice. I made it clear that she can no longer do that in public. We are officially living in a “1984” thought police state. This is no longer America, especially here in California. So, a bit of legitimate humor just left this world because of this incredibly stupid story. Nice job, everyone!! 😡🤦‍♂️🤮🥲
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This is just terrible. Every one of these companies deserves to go bankrupt.
Walmart and Kroger are quietly rolling out an internal store technology across America that could either modernize retail or bankrupt the middle-class family budget. Starting across thousands of locations heading into 2027, traditional paper price tags are being ripped off grocery shelves and replaced with cloud-connected digital screens. Raise the price of bottled water by 20 percent the second the afternoon temperature hits 90 degrees. Surge the cost of ground beef, milk, and sandwich bread between 5 PM and 6 PM when exhausted commuters are rushing home from work. Drop prices at 10 AM on a Tuesday, then hike them right back up the minute the after-school crowd walks through the sliding doors. Every price change happens wirelessly in seconds from a central corporate dashboard. No store employee has to touch a single shelf. Walmart has already signed a massive deployment deal with VusionGroup to wire 2,300 American supercenters with EdgeSense digital shelf rails by 2027. Kroger is expanding its own Microsoft-backed system called EDGE across hundreds of supermarkets. Over 60 million digital price tags are already blinking on US grocery aisles right now. This is not supply chain inflation. This is Uber-style surge pricing built directly into the shelves where Americans buy baby formula, eggs, and medicine. Last week I sat down for coffee with a former retail pricing director who spent 14 years building supermarket margin algorithms before leaving the industry. What he shared over the table completely changed how I look at a grocery aisle. "Retailers just turned static shelves into live stock tickers. The question is not whether grocery chains will use instant price changes, because they already spent billions installing the hardware. The question is how much extra money a family of four will lose every week simply because both parents work until 5 PM and cannot shop during off-peak hours." Here is how the digital grocery pricing system actually works, how it tracks you in the aisle, and the exact phone settings and checkout playbook you need to beat it.
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I’ve been at war with my dad about this for the last half-decade
Big Landscaping has boomers in such an ironclad chokehold, I tried explaining to my mom that it's actually better for nature not to rake the leaves and she looked at me like I was trying to tell her fairies are real
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we’re like one month away from rainbow ICE agent uniforms if these people aren’t actually held accountable
Alex Karp now says that Palantir is progressive, he’s always been a Democrat, Trump went too far on immigration and his primary commitment is to economic justice. LMAOOOOOO
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And they wonder why we were so goddamn happy to see Luigi ice that motherfucker.
UnitedHealth made over $6 billion in profit in just 3 months. Reportedly denying about 1 in 3 claims. You paid your premium. They denied your claim. They kept your money. Then they called it a "record quarter." And it's all legal.
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Replying to @RepLauraGillen
Weird how everyone who was stuck in traffic also has taken bribes from AIPAC. Golly gee what are the odds?
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god she’s terrible
Kylie Jenner slapped with fourth employee lawsuit in just 7 months as ex-housekeeper makes shocking allegations trib.al/rOaBbXj
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This should be the end of Jeffries as speaker. The fact 11 dems missed this vote is Insane.
Kamlager-Dove on Hegseth Impeachment: We knew that this vote was coming, so people should have gotten their raggedy selves up these steps to vote. There is no reason why we should have lost this vote because of attendance issues. You know this man should not be in this position. That’s why he got up at 8 o’clock in the morning with his sorry self to plead to the American people. So shame on folks who are not here. Because these people lost. They lost, and they still found a way to show up to table this bill. Shameful.
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Thinking about this car and the post Pennzoil pre Truex DEI 1 era
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I find it hard to believe that people who make coffee believe they are owed a salary that allows them to raise a family, buy a house, cars and exotic vacations. They make coffee!
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It’s just completely lost on him that he voted for all of these things???
Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo.) with a stinging rebuke of this Congress: “When you cut Medicaid but you fund data centers, when you cut rural hospital funding, then you fund Planned Parenthood, when you let the cost of healthcare for working people go through the roof but you can't do anything for them on other issues of affordability from fertilizer to gas and everything else — yeah, you know what? The American public doesn't like that very much.” 
I asked: Does that mean new leadership is needed? Hawley: “I'm not going to pledge my vote ahead of time.”
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Everyone should listen to this - this is why they teied so hard to prevent him from getting elected.
Listen to this. And then listen again. And again. Until you get it.
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Them boys about to start ratting on each other something vicious lmao
Hegseth notes that everything he did was "ordered by the commander in chief" (he was just following orders, you see)
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Pro NASCAR tweet here. The charter system absolutely slaughtered the fun times of having one offs in the cup series on a regular basis.
Throwback to John Andretti in a fourth (90) @RCRracing entry at Talladega in 2003. John had been released from the Petty Enterprises #43 around two quarters into the season in favor of Christian Fittipaldi (🤦) and was trying to put a full season together where he could. He also drove for Haas CNC and Dale Earnhardt Inc.
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Them making it a point to say that she is 18 years old and mentioning how her family received death threats is how white women continue to make themselves victims when they cause everyone else harm.
Alaina Kunes, a University of Mississippi student who was captured on video walking past an apartment making monkey noises and gestures at the door, has issued a public apology cbs58.com/news/ole-miss-stud…
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