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Morden Station
@MordenStationOct 16
Friday 16th October 2026 Thought Of The Day From Morden Station
Friday 16th October 2026 Thought Of The Day From Morden Station One day this will be the story you tell about how things turned around.

ALT Friday 16th October 2026 Thought Of The Day From Morden Station One day this will be the story you tell about how things turned around.

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Mike Nellis
@MikeNellis3h
Leaked audio of Mike Rogers calling on Republicans to use off-duty police officers to intimidate voters in Detroit in an attempt to manipulate the Michigan Senate race:
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PNW Conservative
@PNWConservativeOct 16
The shooter. And the mom who bought him a shotgun for his 16th bday. I could just be judgy, but if my son looked like that, he’s not getting a gun,
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Support Standard Time@SupportStandard3h
You DST supporters freak out about Sunrise at 4:30 a.m. In the morning? Are you kidding me? This is nothing. I know other places will get sunlight before 5:00 which should not matter to almost anyone but holy cats. This was on July 1st in Latrobe PA. The founder of football and the banana split Sunrise for that day was at 5:50 a.m. On DST Or 4:50 a.m. Standard time. To me, you have no ground to stand on when it comes to this kind of stuff. It's actually healthy to have it on standard time. It should not matter if it gets light at 4:15 a.m.
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Freddy🇩🇪
@FreddyLA73h
We made a little change of plans. We had initially planned to visit New Braunfels and Fredericksburg today, but yesterday night we decided that we wanted a football Saturday instead. Now watching all the games on TV and tonight we’re going to watch a college football game right here in San Antonio. UTSA vs Navy at the Alamodome!
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Josh & Jase@joshandjase2h
Is this normal?! 🇺🇸😳😂
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Bkeny47 🇵🇷
@Robertfantauzzi16h
THE UNDISPUTED TOP DAWG OF WHO IS THE MOTION AND THE FACE OF THE LEAGUE. THAT IOWA GIRL 💛🖤💛🖤
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Dee
@DAbitty5h
My new favorite song! #FckPete
Dan Osborn
@osbornforne23h
Listen to my new song! I re-recorded the Johnny Cash song “I’ve Been Everywhere,” and replaced EVERY city with a city or village from Nebraska. That’s really me singing on the track. Real Nebraska musicians recorded this too. No AI-generated music here. 👍
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F15sRdaBest🇺🇸
@F15sRdaBest5h
God Jen, Just get in the dang car🤦‍♂️!
AK2MX2K
@AK2MX2K8h
Men...does this sound about right?
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AK2MX2K
@AK2MX2K8h
Men...does this sound about right?
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David
@davidslosttt19h
The Dan Osborn campaign is a MASTERCLASS in advertisements
Dan Osborn
@osbornforne23h
Listen to my new song! I re-recorded the Johnny Cash song “I’ve Been Everywhere,” and replaced EVERY city with a city or village from Nebraska. That’s really me singing on the track. Real Nebraska musicians recorded this too. No AI-generated music here. 👍
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The Black Tucker Carlson Jr 🇺🇸
@B1TuckerCarlsonOct 16
So The Oregon School Shooter is: John J Griffin II White boy Not Black Not Muslim Not Trans His MAGA mom bought him the gun for his birthday This is a bad week for MAGA
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Rachel Zader
@RachelZader17h
I have heard consistently that European pickpockets often avoid the American tourists because unlike other citizens, they will so often crash out and beat your ass if they catch you.
Redd
@ReddCinemaOct 16
An American tourist grabbed a pickpocket girl by the ponytail while vacationing in Italy and refused to let her go until she got her passport and credit cards back 😳
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Wyze
@WyzeCamOct 16
See why it's the best-selling lightbulb security camera on the internet.

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Midwest vs. The Rest
@midwestern_ope5h
⚠️Tire Pressure Light Warning is in full effect across the Midwest⚠️
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Letstalkksports
@letstalkksports18h
Caitlin Clark The Face that runs the place
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Eduardo
@iam_edh21h
I’m sorry but this has me dying 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤷🏻‍♂️ I’m Mexican and this is hilarious 😆
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Ian Aeillo@IanAeillo17h
If you need a link to send out to friends and family. youtu.be/BgFyfE3UKvk

"I've Been Everywhere" (Nebraska Edition)

I’ve Been EverywhereVocals: Dan OsbornDrums: Matt ArbeiterGuitar...

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progupdates@progupdates8h
AOC takes photos with the staff and owner at Culver’s
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Janet Chung@janet_chung7h
Nebraska, this is amazing. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Dan Osborn for Senate. Www.osbornforsenate.com

Dan Osborn | Independent for U.S. Senate

Dan Osborn, a mechanic and Navy vet, is the Independent U.S. Senate candidate taking on multi-billionaire Senator Pete Ricketts in Nebraska—America’s most important Senate race.

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Dan Osborn
@osbornforne23h
Listen to my new song! I re-recorded the Johnny Cash song “I’ve Been Everywhere,” and replaced EVERY city with a city or village from Nebraska. That’s really me singing on the track. Real Nebraska musicians recorded this too. No AI-generated music here. 👍
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