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Joined December 2020
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Ruined the following holidays New Year’s 2019 Thanksgiving 2021 Thanksgiving 2022 New Year’s 2022 Thanksgiving 2023 Christmas 2023 Thanksgiving 2024 New Year’s 2025 Labor Day 2026 Halloween 2026
Ryan Day has ruined New Year’s Eve and Halloween in separate years, not to mention Thanksgiving
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"i drank them all. not just the coors lights. but the yuenglings too"
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I know most of the Buckeye beat guys will shout you down if you DARE to suggest their buddy Ryan Day has lost his fastball. But maybe someone on the beat can ask Day why he employs Tyler Bowen, Kenan Bailey, and Billy Fessler given the lack of development at those positions?
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QB play certainly wasn’t impressive last night and there were too many missed reads, but anyone fixating on that or what would happen if Sayin was playing is missing the forest for the trees
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Okay, so Sayin couldn’t read MOF or react to pressure, Fahey can’t set his feet, they apparently can’t get TSC to take practice seriously… is it possible there’s a coaching issue beyond individual QBs? Is that something we can consider? That hiring Akron’s QB coach wasn’t smart?
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Cam Coleman is so fucking ass man, disrespectful they put him in conversations with 4
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The usage of “rookie” in college football broadcasts to refer to freshmen is insidious and we must put a stop to it. We have our own words for that.
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As a reminder, this is the resume of the coach Ryan Day has trusted to develop the two 5 star QBs on the roster.
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RB direct snaps on fourth down
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Caleb Downs isn't back there getting everything organized anymore, folks. Arvell and Sonny and KMac aren't walking through that door either. Also, they can't just jeep playing dudes because they cost a lot of money or got voted captain.
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The Ohio State beat will be too busy asking Ryan Day about how winning the Illibuck feel to ask about why the defense gets absolutely gashed every play with zero pass rush
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If you see anyone with right wing politics claiming to be “Lunatic Fringe”, you really do have to snatch their chain. It’s a non-negotiable. We are not a big tent, there are standards here.
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This might be an unpopular take but I’m not sure I can do another season of Kirk Herbstreit and his dog.
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This is it. This is the end of society. It was a good run.
Kim Kardashian is producing a reality show about moms whose sons attend an elite baseball school in Arizona. Team Moms: Baseball will follow the families while "the kids compete on the field and the drama unfolds in the stands."
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Ex-Ohio State kicker Jayden Fielding is exploring a 5th year of eligibility following Friday night's court order, his rep @cjrecruiting2 tells @CBSSports. A former all-Big Ten selection and 3-year starter, Fielding hit 16 of 20 FG attempts during the 2025 campaign.
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Guys, I have some bad news
Our Odyssey begins August 29 ⚔️
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Scotland have a bank holiday on Monday for a game that is Sunday 2am. Impressively alcoholic nation.
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baby billy would NEVER pass up a bag
BREAKING: Aimee-Leigh and Baby Billy Freeman have pulled out of the Great American State Fair.
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Tim Chitters has met you in the A gap three times and you have been found wanting
This is obviously 100% fake, originally fabricated by a leftist blogger with mental health issues. On one hand, I really didn’t want to respond because it’s so dumb. On the other hand, it’s Exhibit A of how toxic politics works & it happens often enough that I feel some obligation to lift the curtain on how the game is played. So here goes: I’m a Cavs fan. Love going to their games, always have, I’ve been going for decades. My wife and I bought courtside tickets for Game 4 against the Knicks, and our team got smoked. It was brutal. The two of us watched the game, face in hands, in disbelief and dejection during the second half, then peaced out right after the buzzer straight to our car (accompanied by state-provided security the entire time). No, we did not stick around to watch the Knicks celebrate their romping. There is literally no amount of money on Earth you could have paid me to sit around and watch them collect their Eastern Conference trophy, let alone watch them parade off the court to their locker room. A sharp poke in the eye would’ve been more pleasant. But then, a left-wing Ohio blogger with mental health issues publishes that not only did I wait until after the ceremony, but that I lingered around & tried to enter the Knicks’ locker room after the game, and told them I wanted “welcome” them to Ohio. This is nuts! He also published other vivid details. Those were also 100% nuts. But here’s how the game is played. Ohio Democrats then repeatedly boosted the so-called “story” on social media, and the Daily Beast & others write “news” stories about it. Then hundreds of others cite the Daily Beast’s reporting and literally turn their fantasy into “truth." It’s worth observing the incentive that political opponents would have to fabricate an anonymous “tip” to a random blogger with mental issues who has absolutely no standards for publication, then to amplify the “stories” after they’re written. The whole thing is dumb, to be clear. But it’s dirty, it happens repeatedly, and the public is better off knowing about it. It’s why sane people rarely go into politics. Anyone who does should probably have their own head checked out (including me). My team sensibly told me to not to dignify it by commenting on it. Politically, they’re probably right. But if every leader were to follow that advice, it rewards the incentives for bad actors to lie not just about me, but about others in the future too. Call me idealistic, but I don’t think that’s how things are supposed to work.
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