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Buckeye Esquire

@schwall55

Just here to feed my sports habit

Joined December 2020
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“The boy makes a vow to himself, if he has to settle for a regular 9-5 job when he grows up, he knows that like diabetes and kidney failure, this does happen to some people, he will never spend his vacation at home, washing his car in the driveway” -@StephenKing, The Regulators
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Pack up it up boys, there’s a new Royal family of Halloween and all challengers to the throne have been vanquished. Exercise your dad tax accordingly.
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"i drank them all. not just the coors lights. but the yuenglings too"
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I know most of the Buckeye beat guys will shout you down if you DARE to suggest their buddy Ryan Day has lost his fastball. But maybe someone on the beat can ask Day why he employs Tyler Bowen, Kenan Bailey, and Billy Fessler given the lack of development at those positions?
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QB play certainly wasn’t impressive last night and there were too many missed reads, but anyone fixating on that or what would happen if Sayin was playing is missing the forest for the trees
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Okay, so Sayin couldn’t read MOF or react to pressure, Fahey can’t set his feet, they apparently can’t get TSC to take practice seriously… is it possible there’s a coaching issue beyond individual QBs? Is that something we can consider? That hiring Akron’s QB coach wasn’t smart?
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Will wait to see what they put on the field vs. Oregon at home before deciding whether the season is a failure requiring firings or a failure requiring guillotines. Based on the coaching: invest in wicker baskets.
B1G_Ryan (@B1G_Ryan) profile pictureB1G_Ryan@B1G_Ryan22h
Fahey looks completely fine. OL looks like shit in pass pro, TEs are useless blocking, they have one playable RB, and the coaching in all three phases is despicable rn.
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Counter Aesthetic (@trey_counter) profile pictureCounter Aesthetic@trey_counterOct 25
Underrated name I'm hearing: Keenan Bailey. Part of the core Day offensive brain-trust for years, and widely reported to have played a key role in the gameplanning of the 2024 playoff run. Could bring the Day pass-game magic to Eugene. Watch this space
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Tony Pollard sees orange and becomes Barry Sanders in his prime. Yet Derrick Henry was stymied all day by this exact same Browns defense. All known laws of science and nature simply do not apply to this team. And never have
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B1G_Ryan@B1G_RyanOct 25
Cam Coleman is so fucking ass man, disrespectful they put him in conversations with 4
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B1G_Ryan@B1G_RyanOct 24
The usage of “rookie” in college football broadcasts to refer to freshmen is insidious and we must put a stop to it. We have our own words for that.
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$749,000. And I will use a clipboard to smack them in the back of the head
Tom Orr (@TomOrr4) profile pictureTom Orr@TomOrr4Oct 17
For the low, low price of $750,000/year, I will sit in Ohio State's offensive meetings during game weeks and smack people in the back of the head when they suggest running goal-line sets without Jeremiah Smith on the field.
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Jonathan Smith@DegenerateTBoneOct 17
As a reminder, this is the resume of the coach Ryan Day has trusted to develop the two 5 star QBs on the roster.
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@FB_FilmAnalysisOct 4
RB direct snaps on fourth down
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Soooo next week?
RJ Young (@RJ_Young) profile pictureRJ Young
@RJ_YoungOct 3
Jeremiah Smith needs four TDs to break the Big Ten record for receiving TDs in a career (39).
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This is correct. Flagrant pass interference is the only hope a defender has. He’s not human
John Frascella (Football) (@NFLFrascella) profile pictureJohn Frascella (Football)
@NFLFrascellaOct 3
If you wanna stop Jeremiah Smith… Just grab his arm, YANK it down, and make it physically impossible for him to catch the football.
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Yea, get Thompson’s old dead ass out the paint. We’re a Jeremiah Smith University now
steele chambers (@steeleC22) profile picturesteele chambers
@steeleC22Oct 3
Start building the Jeremiah Smith statue right in the oval
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Jonathan Smith@DegenerateTBoneSep 26
Caleb Downs isn't back there getting everything organized anymore, folks. Arvell and Sonny and KMac aren't walking through that door either. Also, they can't just jeep playing dudes because they cost a lot of money or got voted captain.
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Max@JuicewagSep 26
The Ohio State beat will be too busy asking Ryan Day about how winning the Illibuck feel to ask about why the defense gets absolutely gashed every play with zero pass rush
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B1G_Ryan@B1G_RyanSep 26
If you see anyone with right wing politics claiming to be “Lunatic Fringe”, you really do have to snatch their chain. It’s a non-negotiable. We are not a big tent, there are standards here.
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