@schmook

I'm probably going to piss you off even if i agree with you, tyops are intetional, but I have an offer you can't refuse.

 Amish Country, USA
Joined December 2007
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I made 12 wings for lunch tomorrow, and my drunk ass just ate em
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im gunna start calling tim pool Grifto Baggins, and no one can stop me.
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Replying to @MarilynMapleX
Im soooooo sorry 🤭🤣
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TheRealThelmaJohnson
@TheRealThelmaJ1
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I'm not dead yet, you all. Still on vacation. Love and miss you all. - Thelma
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ChurroDude@ChurroDuderino
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Replying to @schmook
@schmook
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donk'd it
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Quadcarl
@Quadcarl
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She’s doing her best to keep his attention.
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James Tate
@JamesTate121
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Good catch
Marlene Robertson🇨🇦
@marlene4719
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Trump‘s need to constantly touch Xi shows he is subservient and appears to be proud of the fact.
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ok, letting your TV control your lights was a mistake, fucking commercial ends and the game comes back on, and im suddenly taking a shit in the dark
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I need a blinking mode to let the shitters know that the game is back on....I am spending way too much time on this.
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I need to stop coding while I'm high as shit.
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what if tv controls lights?
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Warren
@swd2
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Gee I wonder where the crazy racist caravan trope came from?
Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸
@mtgreenee
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We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S. southern border in several years, why now? Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the GOP needs to scare you into voting because nothing else is working.
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Simpsons NFL
@TheSimpsonsNFL
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Drake Maye in 2026
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So, I told my AI to make a list of GOP related people convicted of CSAM in the last 3 years, and it crashed.
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Gabe Classic@gabeclassic
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Replying to @schmook @consumertc
Changeables were the absolute peak of McDonald’s Happy Meal toys and it’s not even close
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Hank Long@halongrn
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Replying to @schmook
The prophesy has been fulfilled!
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almost pulled a trump in my pants, but got to the toilet in time.
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I just came up with a super good idea, but it requires work, ugh
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I should not be allowed to use AI while drinking. Now I'm gunna have to make this.
🤖 Made with AI
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🤖 Made with AI
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