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Liz Lemon acolyte, radical centrist, and crotchety contrarian. Tweets are my own! Retweets are my dog's.

Houston, TX
Joined June 2013
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Strangely not a bad take. I’m gunna have to sit with this one.
The Working Families Party has the worst name of any political party ever. I hate Working and I hate my Family. They should call it the Relaxing With Friends Party
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Houston controller Chris Hollins calls on city to revisit the HPD-ICE relationship. "Our excuse until now has been that we're doing what Greg Abbott wants because what he says goes. That is no longer the case."
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Walked to HEB at 7am for this!!
Hearing, and seeing, that there's a run on today's print edition of the @houstonchron. So if you have one, hold onto it. You've got a collector's item!
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Houston after the state government stops clipping our wings
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I mean this is absolutely surreal. How the heck could a state that has been ruby red for 3 decades flip to deep blue in 1 election? I mean this is unprecedented.
We're continuing to count the bodies at Texas Monthly: Democrats seem almost certain to take control of the Texas House, while Texas Senate control is in the air. Every statewide office and judicial race appears to have gone D. texasmonthly.com/news-politi…
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2027 #txlege Medicaid expansion pls
We're continuing to count the bodies at Texas Monthly: Democrats seem almost certain to take control of the Texas House, while Texas Senate control is in the air. Every statewide office and judicial race appears to have gone D. texasmonthly.com/news-politi…
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Current US House delegation in North Carolina: 10 Republicans, 4 Democrats. Results, pending recounts: 10 Democrats, 4 Republicans. (Murphy, Rouzer, Harris, Harrigan are the GOP survivors - but Murphy in likely recount) Stunning. #NCPOL
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This is a very very very good man and we will all benefit from his experience 😁
Decision Desk HQ projects Jon Rosenthal wins the TX Railroad Commissioner General Election #DecisionMade: 12:21 AM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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BREAKING: Democrats just FLIPPED the Georgia House! This is a major win that’s been in the making for cycles. This is the SIXTH election in a row that Democrats made gains in the chamber, all building toward kicking the GOP out of power.
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i am stunned. stunned. stunned. #txlege #tx2026
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The war and gas prices alone do not explain South Carolina, Kansas, Texas, etc etc etc.
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If you are watching this and just have a passing familiarity with elections, just understand you're seeing something special, a 100-year flood. Easily the worst election for a party since 1974.
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Eat it, Thomas Frank!! NOTHING'S THE MATTER WITH KANSAS
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it's beautiful.
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I WANNA HEAR IT
NEWS: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has called Gina Hinojosa to concede the election, per Hinojosa campaign.
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Dummymander moment: Democrats are going to win 10/14 congressional districts in North Carolina on map that was drawn to be 11-3 Republican.
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AM I DREAMING?!?!?!?!?
Gov. Abbott's concession speech is imminent, I'm told
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Breaking, y'all: I'm told Gov. Abbott's staff has informed him he's lost his bid for reelection
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This is a big fucking deal.
Hinojosa is estimated to win Texas by 4 points, per VoteHub's WinCast.
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DAVE HAS SEEN ENOUGH Y'ALL
🚨 James Talarico defeats Ken Paxton in #TXSen, @DecisionDeskHQ projects. This is Democrats' 3rd Senate flip of the night and Democrats' first statewide win in Texas in over 30 years
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