@scarfburner

i'm me, i do me and i chill

Joined March 2019
“computer please remove the world” really is a guiding motivation for so many of these freaks
I want my smart glasses to hide everything distracting while I am working.
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This man is alive and well in Macon, Georgia
Reconstruction of an Anglo-Saxon from the 400s↓ (He was found in Sussex, near Brighton.) What do you think he’d think of England today?
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nuggets might actually win the finals this year bc this shit is the ugliest brick you've ever seen 99% of the time. devil magic is turned off.
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Republicans when their president is at a -36 approval rating: “Hey, I’m Hitler by the way!”
It’s time to end this regime.
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The Fed's reckless policies of low interest and flooding the market with dollars needs to be stopped or we will face record inflation.
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It's impressive he has made literally nothing better the entire time he's been president
Restaurants are warning that Trump's tariffs on tomatoes could end free chips and salsa.
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might be the realest shit he’s ever done
Trump refuses to turn his camera on at the G7 summit
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Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck
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POPE DECLARES BUTLERIAN JIHAD
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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holy shit there is nothing that can prepare you for when they cut to the interview
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Ima be real, the things that need to be done to stop Mormonisms spread are unconstitutional.
Utah's famous dirty sodas in Georgia. 🥤
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The Boston Tea Party
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they would've shot obama in the rose garden and repealed every piece of civil rights legislation if he'd done this
White House's Palm Room doors now lined with photos of Trump standing alongside Putin & Xi:
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What a month it was. Really flew by.
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the bidet at autozone gave my uncle pussy a staph infection
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I'll never get tired of posting this...
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home depot has the hottest bitches though
I’ve officially reached the “has a strong preference between Lowe’s and Home Depot” stage of adulthood
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place of my first arrest mentioned on x.com!!!!
Lehi is overrun. At McD’s for my kids birthday lunch, and we are the only whites here.
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this said twitter and the fucking loser elon changes it to X. fuck off. it's called twitter
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It should be a federal law that all AIs must be programmed with a cordial but disinterested demeanor, and all users that attempt to form a parasocial relationship be immediately referred to mental health services.
when will the sun finally explode
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