@FashyFit

Korean Presbyterian

Atlanta
Joined September 2016
Dollarita retweeted
If Ricky is short for Richard then Rusty is short for… Rustard?
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Tfw you finish your homework for the evening but secretly wish you had more homework…
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East German Stasi agent disguised as a Flensburger
Stasi agent modeling his disguise as a Western tourist, 1985.
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Replying to @FashyFit
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If Ricky is short for Richard then Rusty is short for… Rustard?
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It’s hard for me to hate sluts because they actually do think men are cool. Most women are far too proud for that. Most men are too measured in their praise of other men. It’s all too possible the most genuine compliment you receive in your life is bestowed by a slut at a bar.
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Dollarita retweeted
I dream of reprisal deportations. Every migroid caught doing something like this – all his neighbours get deported, his friends get deported. His family gets deported. The proprietors of the geographically nearest döner shop: those guys get shut down and deported.
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I’m short (5’0”), but as far as I know, I’ve never been called short by a woman (at least to my face) unless I teased her for being “tall for a girl”. There’s obviously a point where it becomes a physical handicap, but shortness is in the mind and spirit.
Went out after a long time and a girl called my friend short. He’s 5’10 and objectively attractive. That’s never happened before.
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Sluts are obviously better than prudes because they actually like men and aren’t just trying to control them
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I could easily live off of $500K for the rest of my life and if anyone wants to donate to my fund, please DM me
Friend: "I would rather make $500K/year in a fun city with lot of hot girls than live in SF and make $5M/year." Straight bros: do you agree or disagree with him?
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I am truly the gayest 100% straight man
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I worked at a very dysfunctional Outback Steakhouse for one weekend, and while the work experience sucked, I got to bring home all the wrong orders at the end of the night and I was eating like a king. The food was and is 100% spot on
Outback Steakhouse keeps getting it done 16 oz prime rib, tallow fries and a baked sweet potato for $33.50
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Dollarita retweeted
U can walk around with visible abs for the rest of ur life. Lean down hard once, push far enough in leanness. Slowly reverse diet, hold a lower weight for longer. U get to keep all habits that got u there. Ur body fat set point changes forever and life will be forever more fun.
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Imagine if everyone in the group chat owned one of these and you could all be neighbors…
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Dollarita retweeted
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Dollarita retweeted
Huge boobs woman just liked your tweet about killing people
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The penis is the true mark of a man, and balls
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This man is alive and well in Macon, Georgia
Reconstruction of an Anglo-Saxon from the 400s↓ (He was found in Sussex, near Brighton.) What do you think he’d think of England today?
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Dollarita retweeted
"sorry ma'am you can't buy that icecream on food stamps" "que?" "that ice cream doesn't work with ebt" "*looks confusedly towards daughter. daughter also does not speak english*"
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