Content designer @Meta | Founder @GutsyBroads | @Forbes, @Dallasnews, @FitchInk alumna | Pianist | Alto | Soup enthusiast

Joined May 2007
Circa August 2016. I used to be somebody. Now look at me. Checkmarkless. Stripped of everything I held dear. Forlorn.
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Incredible tribute to phospholipids
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Pedro Pascal as mushrooms. A thread.
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BWAHAHAHAHA! More like Pur-don’t, amirite? #MarchMadness
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What a delightful story. Good for you, man!
John Jaso had a few more years left as an MLB player but he walked away at 34. “When I retired, people said: ‘You might be walking away from millions of dollars!’ But I’d already made millions of dollars. Why do we always have to have more, more, more?” nyti.ms/3YLL9ed
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banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"
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when someone hides a column or row
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Replying to @mattzieger
"generate 10 increasingly bizarre examples of the first tweet in a viral thread that promises to reveal an amazing secret about an everyday object or process. Make each one increasingly weird and the topic of each increasingly banal." And then I asked for tweaks, like emojis.
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Feeling fatigued by #Dark Season 3 and my brother just sent me this: fb.watch/i9FXpdJyxi/?mibexti… Thank you, internet
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👏👏 Publicis … has pledged to secure the job and salary of employees with cancer for at least a year and provide personalized support to transition back to work, as well as a community of volunteers to help through through the process. Caregivers will receive similar support.”
“No one had really tried to erase the stigma of cancer in the workplace," Arthur Sadoun said. So he decided that he would spearheaded an initiative to do just that. trib.al/WvfybLZ
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I laughed. I cried. (hat tip ⁦@jcenters⁩)
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I just typed “hot whole turkey” into Google and briefly hesitated before hitting the Return key.
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I didn’t realize how badly I needed to write this. gutsybroads.com/2022/10/payi…
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A daughter of deaf parents, the late Louise Fletcher made one of the most touching acceptance speeches in Oscar history thr.cm/GEkX8N0
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Me after watching the #HouseoftheDragon premiere
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If you saw my guesses you’d definitely wonder if I need therapy: I solved Semantle #201 in 6 guesses. My first guess had a similarity of 16.94. My first word in the top 1000 was at guess #2. My penultimate guess had a similarity of 24.17 (592/1000). semantle.com/
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