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@samrorke

wing stop fat boy need a 10 piece

 Upper Darby, PA
Joined October 2013
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Six more weeks of flavor
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*at a bar* Friend: Yo mind if I put drinks on your tab? I’ll venmo you later Me (on the brink of total financial ruin): bro you don’t even have to ask
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Trying to get the bartender’s attention when you’re not hot
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– at Mantua, VA
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the goomahneers
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Ppl who pronounce the L in salmon seem happy
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But why would you leave your body to help somebody in a fire. Wtf would an orb do to help in a damn fire #BehindHerEyes
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Mosquitoes when they start to see us wearing less and going out more
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venmo a woman $500 today
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mood
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Taxes and dem $1400 finna hit , ain’t gonna be a crab leg in the ocean😭😭
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me explaining a song I heard years ago only knowing the melody google
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Ravioli ravioli give me the stimuoli
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Astounding 👏🏻👏🏻
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for a small fee i will comment "what pandemic?" on your relatives'/high school friends'/co-workers' superspreader thanksgiving IG posts no questions asked
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“Bad things happen in Philadelphia.” Philadelphia:
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Waiting on Nevada to determine the fate of this country’s future
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