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@samrorke

wing stop fat boy need a 10 piece

 Upper Darby, PA
Joined October 2013
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American Ninja warrior but it’s sneaking out of your babies room after you put them down for the night
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I 100% will judge your character based off your starter word on wordle.
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Six more weeks of flavor
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*at a bar* Friend: Yo mind if I put drinks on your tab? I’ll venmo you later Me (on the brink of total financial ruin): bro you don’t even have to ask
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I need to move to a township where people are not able to jack hammer outside my window until at least 9 am
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Wooowwwwww how did that not go in 🙃
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Trying to get the bartender’s attention when you’re not hot
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– at Mantua, VA
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the goomahneers
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Ppl who pronounce the L in salmon seem happy
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Can we as a society stop making jeans with button flys??
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Thanks for the triple double 🤍 @Giannis_An34
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But why would you leave your body to help somebody in a fire. Wtf would an orb do to help in a damn fire #BehindHerEyes
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Mosquitoes when they start to see us wearing less and going out more
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venmo a woman $500 today
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mood
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