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acorn 🇵🇸@samellie_May 1

solo queue ^_^

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VALERIAN (c♡mms open)@smeltedarmourOct 18

never deleting my account

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𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐬@sweetendresOct 17

as a gen z i randomly feel like cancelling him 😭😭😭😭

Happy 54th birthday to the talented Eminem.

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acorn 🇵🇸@samellie_Oct 19

the social part of my brain has killed itself

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Nifast🍀Greentail@NGreentailOct 18

doomscrolling habit so bad playing videogames feels productive

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acorn 🇵🇸@samellie_Oct 19

I don't know if my brain is fried or I'm just autistic

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Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪@bornpostingOct 18

it was crazy how the last dr who season ended with the doctor killing himself to force his companion to become a single mother

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Willow (Vampire Arc) 🇮🇪🏳️‍⚧️🐾@DeerTGirlOct 18

I love this fucking app

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swan! #NOTMYROGUE@swanouriiOct 18

when the vampire media isn’t queer

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@DiscussingFilmOct 18

Hunter Schafer reveals that she is starring in an upcoming vampire film for A24. Also starring Emma Corrin, Havana Rose Liu, Sophie Wilde, Fabien Frankel and Josh Hutcherson. (Source: @AcademyMuseum)

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diossaro@drizzypostinglsOct 17

My pitch for the next deadlock characters

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nara@naranciagamingOct 16

Haala ⚢@haalaphrodykeOct 15

Replying to @haalaphrodyke

People really act like pedophilia is some rare disease that only 1% of the population has. There's pedos everywhere. There's probably one in your house right now. You hang out with men like that at work. It's fucked up how normalized it is, but please stop acting surprised by it

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acorn 🇵🇸@samellie_Oct 17

Nathan Fielder 😍😍😍

evie@carefulwatuOct 17

Your second priority should be your career. Your first should be that one canadian ❤️

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@nathanfielder18 Jun 2013

you're an idiot if you unfollow me on twitter. my tweets are funny, edgy, unfunny, lame - its always a surprise. spice up your life.

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onion person@CantEverDieOct 17

nathan fielder is the greatest artist of our generation

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Dacre@dacrepitOct 16

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@nathanfielder28 Jul 2013

Replying to @Vheed44

@Vheed44 Why don't you pee in your pants then suck the pee out of the fabric

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keb@yyopokeOct 16

never watched supertf but i looovvee that fagcent hes got compared to everyone else

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Scott Snyder@Ssnyder1835Oct 16

people just want healthcare

@SawyerMerrittOct 16

OMG the Tesla Roadster just flew in the air!

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untitled goose name 🪿@notallbhasOct 16

You Can See Everything is quite possibly the first true post-Charlie Kirk film

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ben !@bens_benderOct 16

this is the most insane curve i’ve ever seen

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