@bens_bender

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Joined October 2019
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this is 9/11 for my gf
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ConcernedApe's Haunted Chocolatier is "more of an action RPG" and "it's for the people in Stardew Valley that go into the mines." bit.ly/4jiev1E
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joe davis is a fine announcer but my god can we get him to stop doing dodgers games for the national audience
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great lakes region love y’all
Josh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 11
Map of COVID-19 vaccination rates across the country by the end of the epidemic.
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will the thrill babyyyy
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@PFFOct 11
Will Reichard this season 14-14 FG 4-4 from 50+ 6-6 XP absolute NAILS
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getting high and watching playoff baseball like my life depends on it
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damn girl that ass is unconstitutional
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when you drink a red bull, an angel loses its wings. they don’t put that part on the can
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humiliation ritual? yeah sure i’ve been meaning to socialize a bit
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closed twitter and immediately reopened it
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the main problem with drugs is that they work
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Dave appears unimpressed with the aurora #Shetland #aurora – at Sandwick, Scotland
Ginger and white cat looking towards camera with purple and green aurora behind

ALT Ginger and white cat looking towards camera with purple and green aurora behind

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it got worse
ben !@bens_benderOct 10
had to put on shorts because it’s going to be 86 degrees today in MINNESOTA on OCTOBER 10TH everything is fucking AWFUL
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the first 30 minutes of this movie is actual film perfection (the rest is great too)
maya 🐞@frogsonpondsOct 10
WE GOT THE "goddamnit, sorry she's been doing that" IN HD HELL YEAH
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had to put on shorts because it’s going to be 86 degrees today in MINNESOTA on OCTOBER 10TH everything is fucking AWFUL
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thinking about my casio watch
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kids these days don’t even know about evolution of dance
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had to block tmz, can’t do it anymore
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yeah sure the cold weather and shorter days may be giving you depression, but consider this: flannels
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hand covers bruise
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sad
ben !@bens_benderOct 9
need the white sox to win this so bad
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