@SALTcomedy

London #Comedy Sketch Trio of Dan and Lizzie Curtis and Ed Mayhew

 England
saltcomedy.com
Joined June 2011
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Wow! Check out the new anthem of the Green Party! #SALTCOMEDY #ECO #Sustainability #Recycling #Rap #Gangsta... fb.me/1o7Q6Mgw8
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Look alive South Londoners - we're performing at Leave 'Em Laughing this Sunday!... fb.me/7SEwmDqnT
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We are back in the gigging saddle tonight at this gorgeous show in London Bridge: fb.me/7HjOw3xR9
SALT - Comedy Troupe retweeted
Ed Mayhew@WriterOfSound30 Jan 2018
Today I want you to look at everyone on your commute who is standing and imagine they are doing Riverdance. Make sure you can't see their feet. #commutergames
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Love how when @Twitter opens up a new tweet it's always asking "What's happening?" If I went around asking everyone "What's happening?" constantly, I would look crazy. Twitter has instead made a business out of it. #welldone
Go on then @Bec_Wilkinson88 - what's the answer?
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Here's a riddle for you - each of the members of Salt has exactly one of these, but between us we only have two in total.
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If you're on Twitter, check out our new poll for 2018 xitter.cf/saltcomedy fb.me/BhWJCQMR
What would you like to see more of from us @SALTcomedy in 2018?
25%Live gigs
25%Videos
0%Podcasts
50%Songs
4 votes • Final results
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How do you prove that the scholar has proof-read her mathemical proof that she has proof-read said proof?
300 years of French and Saunders on @BBCiPlayer So many amazing characters!
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SALT - Comedy Troupe retweeted
Ed Mayhew@WriterOfSound20 Dec 2017
Listening to Thin Lizzie's 'The Boys are back in Town' yesterday. Great track - but think the point has been made by verse 3 when the question is asked "guess who just got back today?"
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SALT - Comedy Troupe retweeted
Ed Mayhew@WriterOfSound20 Dec 2017
Grand Theft Auto - Sahara #RuinAVideogameInOneWord
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Ed Mayhew@WriterOfSound20 Dec 2017
Grand Theft Auto - Antarctic
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Trying to set up a healthy sat nav company called "Route Vegetables" - we're underground at the moment, out in spring Early prototypes of PotaTomTom & GPSparagus under way
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Thought @sparks_studio might like this :) xitter.cf/oldnorsewords/status/9…
Orð of the Day@OldNorseWords5 Dec 2017
sindra: to spark, send out sparks ("seendra") #OldNorse #wotd
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So, KFC have a FESTIVE double bucket - not sure how you can make chicken & chips Christmassy? The bucket? Best just leave this season to Starbucks, Coca Cola & the makers of mulled wine ... try Easter? that's got eggs & other chicken related opportunities? #marketing #advice
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Max & Ivan@maxandivan24 Nov 2017
Gutted.
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