Writer, performer, leadership trainer.

SW London
Joined July 2012
Tune in to @bbcintrowest on Saturday to hear music from @theMuncle
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Undercooked thoughts Served too soon on chipped crockery; My guest swallows politely, Stomach souring.
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Today I want you to look at everyone on your commute who is standing and imagine they are doing Riverdance. Make sure you can't see their feet. #commutergames
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Just saw someone touching out with their phone and I thought "someone's not woken up properly yet." Then I realised that someone was me
Have spent most of the commute in sendingtree puns to an old friend. Getting back to our roots
Top tip: am working at Pension Advice Vouchers - makes getting financial advice more affordable #HR #Benefits #rewards #hottopic #greatplacestowork PensionAdviceVouchers.co.uk
What's influenced Out of the Question? Number 3 - Great scriptwriters e.g. @WriterOfSound @ThatJamesCary. Comment on one of our early draft: "Yeah it's OK, but the trouble is ... people just don't talk like that!" Good to have had the wake up call early on!
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Love my new table from @CotswoldCo - but guys you've got to look into recyclable packaging!!
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‘One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is always having surprising discoveries.’ Winnie-the-Pooh by A.A. Milne, born #onthisday in 1882. #ThursdayThoughts
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I honestly used to think that Karl Marx was Groucho's brother
I always think it's strange that wild and rocket are words associated with salad. #wednesday #wednesdaywusings
I suffer from Phoebephobephobephobia - fear of people with a fear of fear itself who are called Phoebe. :(
What would you like to see more of from us @SALTcomedy in 2018?
25%Live gigs
25%Videos
0%Podcasts
50%Songs
4 votes • Final results
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Stress relief idea: combined mug and stress ball
Scoop - the first TV programme I saw the Spice Girls on
These beautifully painted fragments come from the tomb-chapel of Nebamun, a rich accountant who worked in the Temple of Amun in Thebes. They show an idealised image of Egyptian life in around 1350 BC
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