Style. Culture. Life. Accepting submissions for nonfiction written with humor and heart. Editor: @bybrookejones
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Sally Mag retweeted
A truly must-read piece (written by @haleyisfamous!) on the only thing more powerful than nuclear arms: curly bangs
“Nothing says effortless, natural, and breezy like curls . . . except maybe one thing . . . . The question that’s been haunting me all my adult life: Should I get curly bangs?”
Will Getting Curly Bangs Change My Life for the Better? (By @haleyisfamous)
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Sally Mag retweeted
I’ve done it. I’ve taken my indecisiveness and written this manifesto for @sallymagdotcom 💖✨
“Nothing says effortless, natural, and breezy like curls . . . except maybe one thing . . . . The question that’s been haunting me all my adult life: Should I get curly bangs?”
Will Getting Curly Bangs Change My Life for the Better? (By @haleyisfamous)
sallymag.com/2021/01/26/will…
“Nothing says effortless, natural, and breezy like curls . . . except maybe one thing . . . . The question that’s been haunting me all my adult life: Should I get curly bangs?”
Will Getting Curly Bangs Change My Life for the Better? (By @haleyisfamous)
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Sally Mag retweeted
My last piece of 2020 is just about me wishing I could do this thing I used to hate. ⭐️🤍
“Throwing my bags down the escalator, I’d scale the railing like Tony Hawk and sprint to the platform. I’d barge my way onto the train, hitting the closing door with my shoulder like a cop on Law & Order: SVU.”
The Tradition I Used to Hate by @SaraCosty
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“Throwing my bags down the escalator, I’d scale the railing like Tony Hawk and sprint to the platform. I’d barge my way onto the train, hitting the closing door with my shoulder like a cop on Law & Order: SVU.”
The Tradition I Used to Hate by @SaraCosty
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Sally Mag retweeted
Grateful to @sallymagdotcom @bybrookejones for sharing this story ❤️
It's for anyone who's been told that you're not "the pretty one"
#WritingCommunity #humorwriting
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“Now it’s time to move on to foundation. I’m paralyzed with indecision as she rattles through my options—full coverage, medium coverage, powder, liquid, matte, premium, unleaded.”
By @NandiniMaharaj_
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“As a pre-teen, I was a fearless ghost hunter, roaming the bowels of a haunted WWII ship and using Ouija boards on top of graves. I still had that fearlessness as I signed that lease.”
By @SaraCosty
Sharing this one again in the spirit of Halloween!
sallymag.com/2020/08/13/what…
If you have any spooky stories or Halloween-related nonfiction, ‘tis time to send it in! I would love to read it.
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Sally Mag retweeted
humor writers: submit your stuff here!
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“For example, if most of your TikTok feed becomes consumed by videos of men skating or playing guitar, it is likely that you are a mid-20s woman who is ruining her own life by dating men who gaslight her.”
By @makaylathinks
sallymag.com/2020/10/05/i-do…
Sally Mag retweeted
wrote about myself, my mom, and my jaw surgery and the lovely @sallymagdotcom was kind enough to give it a home! 💕💕💕
“She was explaining that I couldn’t move to NYC five weeks after major corrective jaw surgery. Through a mouth full of metal, which prevented me from fully articulating anything at all, I was explaining to her that, actually, I could.”
By @emilydelaney_
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“She was explaining that I couldn’t move to NYC five weeks after major corrective jaw surgery. Through a mouth full of metal, which prevented me from fully articulating anything at all, I was explaining to her that, actually, I could.”
By @emilydelaney_
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Sally Mag retweeted
My latest from @sallymagdotcom, where I explain how Henna is my secret too, against the patriarchy. #Parenting
“I smell like a goat pen, but I get the couch all to myself. The children spontaneously discover that they have a second parent. Is this how I achieve equal parenting? Is henna going to help me smash the patriarchy?”
By @TeresaReport
sallymag.com/2020/09/10/dye-…
“I smell like a goat pen, but I get the couch all to myself. The children spontaneously discover that they have a second parent. Is this how I achieve equal parenting? Is henna going to help me smash the patriarchy?”
By @TeresaReport
sallymag.com/2020/09/10/dye-…
“I, like many, loved High School Musical. The music, the romance, the absolute absurd amount of bullying based on hobbies. The only issue was how vague the musical in the musical was presented.”
The moon, the tree, the camel! @alyssamo74 has answers!
sallymag.com/2020/09/09/what…
“Draw a circle. Really far away from that circle, draw another circle. The first circle is people who have $300 to spend on a macramé room divider.”
By @MaryColussi
sallymag.com/2020/08/25/i-fo…
Sally Mag retweeted
I still remember my favourite #teachers - they never let on how insane their jobs are.🙏
Now they'll be #teachinginapandemic on top of everything! Thank you #teachers & thank you @sallymagdotcom for sharing my words!
“Would you like a 40 hour/week job? Yes? Then do something else. Teaching is a 400,000 hour/week job. You will not leave when school is over (school is never over).”
So, You Want to Be a Teacher? Maybe Don’t (By @ashley_ofthesea)
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“Would you like a 40 hour/week job? Yes? Then do something else. Teaching is a 400,000 hour/week job. You will not leave when school is over (school is never over).”
So, You Want to Be a Teacher? Maybe Don’t (By @ashley_ofthesea)
sallymag.com/2020/08/24/so-y…
New content next week! An oldie today!
“I bingo’d on a line worth $60. Four other people bingo’d on that same line, so I ended up with $15, which meant I’d finally get to buy the Armageddon soundtrack.”
I Hated Swimming Lessons. I Would Take Them Again. sallymag.com/2019/01/16/i-ha…
