@sabeernaconte

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Marina Marraco@MarinaMarraco29 Mar 2023
A debate thats taking over the @fox5dc newsroom, because some days you gotta keep it light! What’s your pick?? I’m taking 5! At 6 it’s too ripe! 🍌 #DMVZONE
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The MCPD-Special Operations Division will be conducting a training exercise in the area of Wayne and Dixon Avenues in downtown Silver Spring between March 29-31. There may be an increased police presence, but no cause for alarm and there is no danger to the community. #MCPNews
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nbcchicago.com/news/national…

Have You Ever Purchased a Celsius Drink? You Could Be Eligible for Up to $250

If you purchased a can of Celsius between Jan. 1, 2015 and Nov. 23, 2022, you could be eligible for compensation.

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Calling All Cheese Lovers: This Job Will Pay You $1K to Try Different Cheeses nbcchicago.com/news/local/ca…

Calling All Cheese Lovers: This Job Will Pay You $1K to Try Different Cheeses, But There's a Catch

Attention cheese lovers - there's a new job listing you're going to want to know about, but there's a nightmarish catch.

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I'm find with this trend ending... Barbiecore-Themed Suite in February washingtonian.com/2023/01/17…

This DC Hotel Will Offer a Barbiecore-Themed Suite in February - Washingtonian

The Thompson Washington D.C. revives the pink-saturated trend in Navy Yard.

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MLK Day 2023: List of parades, community service events, & celebrations in the DMV

Want to celebrate Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day? Here's a list of events.

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Delaware State Parks and La Vida Hospitality are partnering on a potential new restaurant at Cape Henlopen State Park. Here's what to know.        rssfeeds.delawareonline.com/…
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To be a bug in the next life??
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This gets way worse. franksredhot.com/en-us/recip…

Buffalo Pumpkin Spice Wings Recipe | McCormick

Our Buffalo Pumpkin Spice Wings recipe is a unique and delicious twist on a classic. The perfect blend of spicy and savory flavors with a hint of pumpkin spice.

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Ty Bailey@MsTyBailey4 Oct 2022
I'm calling the police
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Ty Bailey@MsTyBailey30 Sep 2022
100% how @sabeernaconte and I walk to eachother's studios
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I was just talking to a friend in Argentina about how easy it is to deal with heatwaves in the US because we are a country of impressive AC... almost too much so. 80 degrees is approaching terrarium temps tho...
Bloomberg
@business9 Aug 2022
Starting on Aug. 9, commercial buildings in Spain will have to keep summer air conditioning above 80 degrees (27 degrees Celsius) and winter heating below 66 degrees Fahrenheit (19 degrees Celsius) trib.al/uWcsHYa

Spain Air Conditioning Crackdown Set to Take Effect

Escaping the sweltering heat baking much of Spain just got a little bit harder. The government last week declared that businesses will not be allowed to run their air conditioning below 80 degrees...

bloomberg.com
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Help this kid find his tiny croc!
Jonah Furman@JonahFurman3 Aug 2022
I lost my sons croc on a 1 mile walk in the Forest Glen area of Silver Spring MD yesterday. He demands its return. I’m envisioning a viral tweet thing where somehow we find it. Thank you
A Coop and a Volvo drive into a bar…🚘
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The ambient sound of chainsaws and wood chippers in my neighborhood since Tuesday’s storm has gotten old. Is this what it’s like to live in Fargo? @FargoFX
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Montgomery County Department of Police
@mcpnews13 Jul 2022
This morning a concerned resident approached the 4D Olney Substation about a mother duck acting strangely near the CVS. It turns out her babies fell down a storm drain. MCFRS was able to lift the storm drain cover and MCPD Officer H. Chen reached down and saved 8 babies. #mcpnews
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You know it’s time for vacation when you think a seagull sounds like your cats meowing for breakfast
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I will be willing to try these on the air for the good of the snack! (but seriously, I'm kinda really into this concept)
OREO Cookie
@Oreo24 May 2022
50% sweet, 50% salty, 100% 🤤 1000 packs. Available 5/26 at 12pm ET. Be there or be salty. #RITZxOREO
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Washingtonian 🌸
@washingtonian23 May 2022
Have you visited these spots with amazing housemade bread? washingtonian.com/2022/03/10…

6 DC Area Dining Spots With Amazing Housemade Bread

Chefs are getting creative with loaves and spreads.

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