Follow me if you enjoy occasional half-jokes, incessant sarcasm and sincere praise for pierogies and all things Muppet.
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Joined March 2010
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We cannot begin to process or verbalize how incredibly shattered we are at the loss of our beautifully vibrant Mother, wife, sister, aunt, cousin, co-worker and friend. This cannot be real. This wasn't supposed to happen. We love you to the moon and... mossfeaster.com/obituaries/K…
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Sometimes I like to stand outside the windows of Florida classrooms and re-enact the Stonewall riots using hand puppets
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BOOM! A group of students and LGBTQ+ advocates have SUED Florida and Ron DeSantis in federal court to STOP the "Don't Say Gay" law.
Raise your hand if you stand with them 100%! 🖐️
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Kayleigh says to "fight the darkness" we must "fill the world with Christian babies."
Can the Jewish babies act as agents and managers of the Christian babies?
If a Christian baby turns out gay, can it be returned for store credit?
Is Kayleigh's band called Hitler's Toddlers?
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If Ron DeSantis is so upset with Disney, he should stop accepting campaign contributions from them.
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Openly gay Apple CEO Tim Cook has a restraining order against a woman who’d been stalking him and demanding sex. The woman just showed up at Lindsey Graham’s home and demanded his recipe for Lady Baltimore cake
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Ron DeSantis says Disney “crossed a line” by denouncing the Don’t Say Gay bill.
I think Ron DeSantis crossed a line by signing the Don’t Say Gay bill.
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Nobody is forcing straight kids to be queer.
We just want queer kids to survive.
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Ron DeSantis just said Clarence Thomas is the greatest living Justice.
I didn’t know I could hate DeSantis more, but I was wrong.
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To anyone who claims Florida's Don't Say Gay bill isn't aimed at LGBTQ people: will teachers be fired if they mention their heterosexual spouses, or promote straight marriage? No, but LGBTQ teachers are forbidden from saying anything about their "orientation"
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Twitter just asked me if I meant to call Ron DeSantis a “piece of shit.”
Yes. Yes, I did.
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I honestly think Lady Gaga should host the Oscars next year. It's clear from her interactions with Liza Minnelli (and others over the years) that she has great respect for legacy, which is what the Oscars need more of, and she obviously knows how to work a crowd. Lock her in now!
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Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by a stroller in Disney World. 🙋
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Why is Lindsey Graham grilling Judge Jackson about her religion?
He is disgusting.
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Critical Gay Theory teaches us that there’s no gender preference group on Earth that would claim Ted Cruz. Even incels scoff, “We’re lonely and angry but eeeewww”
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Talk about a Republican circus today and yesterday. Has anyone checked the meds for Graham, Blackburn, Hawley and Cruz. Some of the rest just need an IQ test and excused to go home permanently!
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Lindsey Graham asked Ketanji Brown Jackson about her religion and “how faithful you are on a scale of 1 to 10.” He added, “With 10 being the tingle I feel when I picture Brett Kavanaugh in sweatpants punching me on the shoulder and calling me dude”
