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Me, sick (pre-children): “Time to catch up on some reading, maybe watch a movie. I’ll kick this in a day or two.”
Me, sick (with children): “Log, Day 16: We have barricaded ourselves into the bathroom. Only rations remaining are 27 Goldfish. The sun shines no longer.”
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A serial killer talking to you in his car before he drives past the turn he was supposed to take xitter.cf/tireddeaky/status/1100…
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Couple With Joint Facebook Account Hosts Seminar On Healthy Relationships
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If you don’t believe in free speech for people who you hate, fear and disagree with, then you don’t believe in free speech.
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"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." - Cannibal who just ate famed jazz musician, Skinny Feels
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Run every current event through this helpful flowchart:
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Martin Luther King and Anne Frank would be the same age as Barbara Walters if they were alive today.
We tend to think they lived in very different times, but they were all born in 1929.
#MLKDay
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what a stupid time to be alive
Tolkien’s demonisation of the orcs in The Lord of the Rings without seeking to understand their motivation betrays a racist belief that some peoples are inferior to others, according to an American author thetimes.co.uk/article/orcs-…
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"Life is a balance of cluttering and decluttering. By removing one thing, you often take in another. You may throw away a garbage bag of clothes, but undoubtedly, that same day, you’ll find a random garbage bag of clothes and take it as your own. We are all guilty of this."
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Joyce Meyer on her "out of balance" former views: “Every time someone had problems it was ‘cause they didn’t have enough faith. If you got sick, you didn’t have enough faith. If your child died, you didn’t have enough faith … Well, that’s not right.” relevantmagazine.com/culture…
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We’re giving away a FREE DRONE to those of you who can’t make it to our giveaways during CES this year! Visit our website to enter to win, and RT for an extra entry
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#CES2019 #CES #AutelRobotics #Givewaway
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What the first Monday of 2019 might feel like. #MondayMotivation #mondaysbelike #mondaythoughts #MondayMorning
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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Dos Equis commercials and then asked it to write a Dos Equis commercial of its own. Here is the first page.
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"This I believe is one of the most important sources of America’s greatness: We lead the world because unique among nations, we draw our people, our strength, from every country and every corner of the world." relevantmagazine.com/current…
