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Lubbock, TX
Joined June 2009
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Man, @wingstop is such a point of conflict for me. Their wings and fries are so great but the service at the location by my house is consistently awful across the board. Whether it’s fine-in or pickup, they’re just so rude and difficult.
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Hey @ChickfilA, my birthday was yesterday and I never got my Red Member Birthday gift. What’s that all about?!?
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Thinking about unfollowing all of you chumps and starting fresh with this whole Twitter thing.
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Man, last night was even better than I could’ve ever imagined @lebernardinny. The food didn’t just look beautiful, it tasted like nothing I’ve ever tasted. And to top it all off, our world-class server Mario offered to take us on a tour of the kitchen! I… ift.tt/2JEhcsz
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Holy freaking cow. I can’t even begin to express how cool it was to see @dkthedrummer playing for @scarypoolparty this evening. Hands down the best drummer I’ve seen live. And I absolutely love Alejandro’s new stuff. If you have a chance to see them at a… ift.tt/2Wnv0gf
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Holy crap, @AmazonHelp is making me so angry right now. I’ve talked to 2 people (Lify & Lify’s supervisor Bincy) and they both just keep talking in circles and confirming my issue without doing or offering a single thing to help. Just help me with my freaking problem!!
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I’m generally pretty restrained in my enthusiasm, but I have to say I really am thrilled to be a part of this project despite the fact that I really didn’t do anything specific on it. There are way too many names to list below, but you all know who you a… ift.tt/2KtjXh6
Once again my internet line gets severed in the alley . . . and once again, @Suddenlink won’t come out to fix it for 4 freaking days.
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Been practicing this song intro for a while now and I think I’ve finally got it locked in. Now for the rest of the song! 🎶: “Mind Up” by @loyalsband #drums #drumming #music #loyals #loyalsmusic #blackandwhite ift.tt/2YZVox6
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Autumn & Spiderman got up early this morning to put together a special Mother’s Day breakfast for @tiffvoight. bit.ly/2VQHOht
Dadgum, @themidnightofficial was incredible tonight. bit.ly/2D90gqQ
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This looks like a scientist explaining to his clones what went wrong
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Me, sick (pre-children): “Time to catch up on some reading, maybe watch a movie. I’ll kick this in a day or two.” Me, sick (with children): “Log, Day 16: We have barricaded ourselves into the bathroom. Only rations remaining are 27 Goldfish. The sun shines no longer.”
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Me, Rasputin, Paul Allen, & Geena Davis. With Paul’s money & Rasputin’s mystic powers, we make it in and out without ever being seen or noticed. Geena drives the getaway car, but we get caught when someone stops to ask her if she’s that one lady from that one movie from the 90’s.
Okay, you and the three most famous celebrities who share your birthday are in charge of a bank heist. Who is in your crew and is the heist successful? Mine: Joe Biden, Future and Joel McHale. We are immediately foiled and arrested.
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A serial killer talking to you in his car before he drives past the turn he was supposed to take xitter.cf/tireddeaky/status/1100…
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“Tornado warning, everyone please find shelter” your dad:
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Kinda weird to think that three of my four previous employers have ended up being investigated for various improprieties. If only I could figure out what the common denominator was . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . oh . . .