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Boise, ID
Joined July 2013
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EVERYBODY RUN AND FUCKIGN HIDE RIGHT NOW. ITS HAPPENING. THERES ZOMBIES AND FUCKING VAMNPIRES AND MONSTERS EVERYWHERE. THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
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This girl at my job tryna warm her food with aluminum foil, I told her she can't do that she said "I'm new here I ain't know" girl you can't do that anywhere…
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ryan retweeted
It probably feels so good to hit someone in the head with an owala
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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how it feels to grab your phone right after waking up
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A car just drove by my house.
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Sorry man I don’t think i can make it tonight, I can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby
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ryan retweeted
Got shooters out in Florence. They go Pugh.
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ryan retweeted
why are the washing machine minutes not real minutes
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When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags (I should’ve checked the calendar)
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Am i grey loot
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instead of a "for you" page there should be a "for someone else" page and it just shows you stuff you dont give a shit about
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you’re laughing. i can’t have my airbnb guests regrout my bathroom & power wash my siding & you’re laughing
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ryan retweeted
As I was saiding
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Gay Wimp Kansas, State Census, 1925
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ryan retweeted
seeing adult identical twins is weird asf, you're too old for that shit
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this is how i think the number 68 feels
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if shes your girl how comes she yawning after i just yawned
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