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Roy Noel Ibon

@roy_f133
Joined June 2010
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until it begins to pay off.
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Noise@Noise_Film23 May 2015
Journalism, like prostitution, is a career in which just one foray
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Love of Money: The root of all EVIL...
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I'd love to, but my bathroom tiles need grouting.
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one that proves conclusively that your product is safe and that your
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There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot
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"Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs!
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Ryan@Ryan_373725 May 2015
The man who is always talking about being a gentleman never is one.
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Ishag Ivanov@polpol224924 May 2015
Wife to sleeping spouse: "Wake up! Who the hell is Tina!!?"
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and in the worst possible place.
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Measure twice 'cause you can only cut once.
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50 states, and I had to pick one of confusion...
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SQWERTY - Computer keyboard sized down for use by children.
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I Woke up this mownin, and I got myself a beew"-The Fudds
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Interchangeable parts - won't.
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yavor rusinov@rusinov18 May 2015
" wunnin', *wunnin' with the devil*, cause I'm wunnin' " - Van Fudd
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stupidity of what you're doing.
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The person who snores the loudest will fall asleep first.
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Lee Yangchae@rugga3425 May 2015
It is often easier to find the truth than it is to accept it.
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