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Ryan

@Ryan_3737
Joined April 2010
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Proofread carefully to see if you any words out!
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Those who like sausage or political policy should not watch either
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Disks travel in packs.
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I think, therefore I am, I think
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You look like a million dollars. All in loose change.
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Life is not fair...it IS, however, quite a circus.
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The best defense against logic is stupidity.
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Everything east of the San Andreas Fault will eventually plunge into
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Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
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If builders constructed buildings the way programmers write programs,
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A juggler is just a schizophrenic playing catch.
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stupidity of what you're doing.
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in heaven and earth to keep her that way.
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If you want to make people angry, lie to them. If you want to make
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I'd love to, but my bathroom tiles need grouting.
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An open mouth oft-times accompanies a closed mind.
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Misfortune: The kind of fortune that never misses.
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Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.
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until it begins to pay off.
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It is when the irritation of doubt causes a struggle to attain belief
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