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Metcalf 3rd down, drop
Metcalf 4th down, drop
Metcalf across the middle, drop
Metcalf, his hands don’t work
Metcalf, he out there eating candy and shit
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when my colleagues start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I'm talking to the police
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love caring about fantasy football in our time of maximalist gambling depravity. it’s like being someone who still reads the physical newspaper
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Its hard to explain that feeling of waking up sore from your HS football game the night before, coming downstairs to the living room hearing college game day in the background and the smell of fresh pancakes being made.
Knowing for the entire day you have nothing planned but sitting in front of that TV, watching football, and feeding yourself whatever your mom decides to cook up that day.
If you didn’t live it, it’s hard to explain!
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Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!


























