forever’s a mighty long time..

Chicago, IL
Joined April 2016
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What if the hoes scaring me?
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Metcalf 3rd down, drop Metcalf 4th down, drop Metcalf across the middle, drop Metcalf, his hands don’t work Metcalf, he out there eating candy and shit
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this can't be the same year we watched fifa world cup in.
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chris olave so inspirational i’m finna wear a guardian cap to work
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when my colleagues start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I'm talking to the police
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love caring about fantasy football in our time of maximalist gambling depravity. it’s like being someone who still reads the physical newspaper
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“Tits or ass” nah bro.. her resolve. Her tenacity
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once this covid shit over bro im legit getting my life together
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After 26 years… my time has finally come
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Fake NFL Player Scamming son or Pretend PA student daughter???
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Its hard to explain that feeling of waking up sore from your HS football game the night before, coming downstairs to the living room hearing college game day in the background and the smell of fresh pancakes being made. Knowing for the entire day you have nothing planned but sitting in front of that TV, watching football, and feeding yourself whatever your mom decides to cook up that day. If you didn’t live it, it’s hard to explain!
If the people around you don't understand that the entire CFB slate matters...cut them off
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If she’s not internet influenced, there’s 90% chance of a successful relationship.
What’s the secret to a successful relationship??
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Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
Smell smoke this morning? Its coming from a wildfire outbreak in Ontario. While it should not impact air quality much today, smoke at the surface could increase Wednesday into Thursday, potentially reducing visibilities and air quality. High temperatures may also be limited.
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Thinking about football.
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My run as a soccer watcher
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That was fun while it lasted. NFL training camp starts in 11 days.
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Just fell to my knees seeing this again
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)
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one thing ima do in my freetime is educate myself on random shit.
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Night before College Football 27
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Not looking to good for the Celtics right now
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