@actuallypee

every time i sit around i find im shot priv: @delusionalismmm

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Joined May 2022
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im starting to want to be good at the game again
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The Third Monkey next faceit season:
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1jose0@1Jose_0
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How it feels still being a Justin Herbert believer in 2026.
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turns out every single song on this album is good
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Razz@sznrazzz
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BHAYSHUL TUTEN FANTASY NATION APPRECIATES YOU
NFL on CBS 🏈
@NFLonCBS
Sep 27
"I'm trying to help support the Bhayshul Tuten fantasy people out there." Trevor Lawrence on kneeling in front of the end zone which lead to a Tuten rushing TD the next play 🎤: @AKinkhabwala
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Yup, this is my life.
JL@DefenitelynotJ
Sep 26
The love of my life is getting fucked right now, and that’s okay. As long as she’s having fun & being safe. Birria quesadilla with extra limes & cilantro y cebolla.
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Marcus Mariota is unbelievable.
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stabs@taStabss
Sep 27
With expectations gone, I am excited to watch the Chargers play the Bills. I might even kiss a guy. I thought I could never bolt up again. I might even kiss a guy
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holy wow this is some fucking ass what are the chances of the bills incurring some sort of insane aura loss on account of their ugly ass all-grey fit
NFL Fashion Advice
@fashion_nfl
Sep 27
Worst NFL Uniform Matchup of Week 3 between the Los Angeles Chargers and Buffalo Bills.
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and losing the game as a result
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explain sex to an overwatch player be like: "so like imagine hitting champ"
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somehow horrible and good in a weird way at the same time. i cant recommend unless youre insanely bored and your life is terrible
evan@actuallypee
Sep 25
This would genuinely be good im not lying
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Like do they deserve to be here probably. But its hurting me
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and ajr and ffdp NOOOOO
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the way he just casually wrote this
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ive chudded out and bought a dac/amp
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friyay 5x5
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This would genuinely be good im not lying
Guillaume Huin
@HuinGuillaume
Sep 25
A fan-made menu hack called the "Cookie McDouble" is going viral. A Double Cheeseburger (no mustard, ketchup or onions - and hopefully no pickles) with a chocolate chip cookie below the two beef patties. Someone called it a "masterpiece" after eating it. Trying one tomorrow.
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Hearts not in it
emz!@blahblahemilyy
Sep 24
men
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