slouching towards sweetgreen

swimming with nikki lane
Joined August 2009
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this level of queening out is becoming an increasingly lost art. jake shane my brother, class needed to start YESTERDAY.
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The demand was there
Here's the first look at Allison Williams as Peter Pan. #wiglife vnty.fr/1r1wjJ6
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The concept of 2020 being 7 years ago
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Dog owners when their dog is attacking you
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Love’s Ambush, by American painter William Lippincott (1890). In private collection.
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It’s gonna be about how she meets miranda, charlotte, and samantha
Her story is far from finished. Carrie is returning for Season 2 on Prime.
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The 1 train is so unserious. 18th street. Get a grip
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she looks like a fierce therapist who does NOT take my insurance
Olivia Colman stuns for ‘WICKER’ press.
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“ms. clarkson, please. the bird is simply decorative. it’s not for sale.” kelly clarkson:
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are the tinashe upliftings this way?
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I just shazamed a song at the mall and it was Gracie Abrams
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my republican cousin keeps posting ai pictures of herself with jesus on facebook and she got on an apple watch in each one…
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Saying “can you send me that?” whenever someone shows you a picture of their wife
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obsessed with this gay guy in front of me smoking a joint and just blasting lana
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California
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It’s that time of the year where walking literally anywhere at any time in New York feels like this
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Girl what are we supposed to do
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“Is Dakota Johnson a good actress?”
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I'm estranged from my father because he refused to uplift Tinashe
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if email was invented today it would be called something like Zoola or Claire
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