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sometimes i order from this sushi place specifically because this is the size of the container their thai iced tea comes in
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My favorite part of America is how much of the "fuck you I've got mine" crowd has exactly nothing
why can't theaters have limited runnings that include intermissions for long movies!!! just pause that shit for 10-15min.... no its not the directors original vision but i doubt the intended viewing experience includes suffering bc u have to pee so bad
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I arrived in nyc less than 24 hrs ago. We got off the bus and the girl asks the bus driver, “where are we?” And he’s like “the end of the line, it’s New York City baby.”
ive been hoping my hair gets curly on T but so far it's just the little pieces at my sideburns that have a noticeable curl and no change anywhere else. if this continues, i will accept this and do the logical next step (convert to judaism)
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I think for my birthday this year I’m going to rent out a karaoke bar and invite everyone and then I will perform for a full hour and nobody else is allowed to sing.
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this new bar in hell’s kitchen literally looks like a looney tunes trap for gay people























