Think I've caught that Corona virus, feels like I've got a lime stuck in my neck! – at Standish, England
Glastonbury tickets sorted... just need McFly to play it now...? @itsDannyJones – at North West, England
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Retrospectively, I wish I'd bought my baked beans online...
Heinz's site is a wonderful thing!
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Run Rob Run! Good luck to Rob Jones from Chorley who this weekend is running the London Marathon to raise money for us! As well as having a Just Giving page Rob also has setup one of our new Facebook Fundraisers!... facebook.com/derianhouse/pos…
Just 2 weeks until the marathon, help me raise more money for @DerianHouse - justgiving.com/MrRWJones?utm… – at North West, England
First tryout of new On Cloudflow trainers after loads of IT band problems... no knee pain! Result! My new go to brand! Thanks @on_runningUK – at North West, England
I'm running the London Marathon for @DerianHouse, please give what you can... #derianhouse #chorley #londonmarathon justgiving.com/fundraising/m…
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My boss just announced he’s going to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I’ve a hunch it could be me.
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I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home, all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I'm sure I've never met herbivore.
Great #TourdeFrance this year, but you have to wonder how far ahead @MikelLandaMeana would be if it wasnt a team competition?! – at North West, England
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My flatmate's been hard at work all day today.
I slipped a Viagra in his breakfast this morning.
MUST be @vincecable for next leader of #LibDems - Potentially could sway my vote! – at North West, England