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Rob Thomas

@roblavs

Comedian, UK Pun Champ winner. Got big ideas, dreams and head. Comedy bio here https://xitter.cf/t.co/gUovcO5BVZ

 Bradford
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Joined July 2009
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Tears? Karma. #GeneralElection2024 #Rishi_Sunak
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Truss tissues. #GeneralElection2024 #LizTruss4MP
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Parties parted by a party. #GeneralElection2024
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Teenage linesman punched by coach during game between Penrhyn and Amlwch in North Wales on weekend.
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#ROHCinderella Rosie's 14th Birthday watching spellbound in Bradford with Rebecca, Rosemary, Josephine and Pankti. LOVING IT!
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@TeamGB5 Mar 2023
The jump of a lifetime ✨🥇 Watch @JazminSawyers break that magical seven-metre barrier!
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Alan Titchmarsh becomes spiritual teacher
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Aw poor Giggs all sad. But GRRRR to R.Kelly and that dark side!
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Backslidden :(
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〰️@SenseiCarl_1 Aug 2022
Never forget. Possibly the single greatest moment in the history of this country.
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The Tour De france winner Jonas Vingegaard dedicated a stage win last week to “his two girls” leading to this brilliant correction in the Guardian:
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Well that’s that submitted. Hope they like sarcastic humour.
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We did it!
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@metoffice19 Jul 2022
🌡️ For the first time ever, 40 Celsius has provisionally been exceeded in the UK London Heathrow reported a temperature of 40.2°C at 12:50 today 📈 Temperatures are still climbing in many places, so remember to stay #WeatherAware ⚠️ #heatwave #heatwave2022
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Bit concerned why there’s a government operation against her - I LOVED “Nothing Breaks Like A Heart”.
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My snooker name – at Epsom, South East
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Ashley Cole in commentary “I feel England came up against a Hungary side that were more… <searches for word> …hungry.” #ENGHUN
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Decent turnout for this showing of the new Matrix film.
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Nonny: hey guys, we should go, nobody uses Middle English anymore. Anon: OK, I’ll be along shortly. Alas: I’m actually going to stick around so people can use me when they pull out of events at short notice.
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hikerdelic@hikerdelic8 Jun 2022
Retweet to be in with a chance of winning one of our @Tim_Burgess 'How High' Jackets, launching at 11am tomorrow (Thursday) at hikerdelic.com Winner announced at 10.30am tomorrow (again, Thursday).
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People who want a specifically gendered child are as dull as wishdaughter.
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