Suspend me, SpaceX. Don’t give a f*ck. PARODY ACCOUNT. Unhinged since November 9, 2022.
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Me and my imaginary friend after having cereal for supper.
Work it, bitch.
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So exhausted for the passed 2 days, I didn’t get to eat my supper. Excited about my chicken avocado wrap from the strip club.
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I’ve never imagined something like this could happen in NYC.
This woman was stopped and harassed by #NYPD for simply walking her dog at 3am in Murray Hill. She didn’t break any laws. They threaten to arrest her if she doesn’t provide ID (paper’s please. You’ve got to be kidding) and even threaten to take her dog.
At one point when bystanders say they will call 911 one officer says “we are 911 - do what you want.”
NYPD Officers Stop Woman Walking Her Dog at 3 AM in Manhattan Bystanders Intervene
Around 3 a.m. in Murray Hill, two NYPD officers stopped a woman walking her small leashed dog. She said she had the walk signal and repeatedly asked what law she broke. One officer briefly held her arm while they discussed a possible summons. Bystanders filmed, called 911, and demanded a supervisor. The dog was never taken.
The long clip shows officers struggling to clearly state the exact violation. No official statement has confirmed the basis for the stop. Claims about the officers’ religion or motive come only from appearance and captions, not the footage itself take a look what do you see?
When a 3 a.m. stop requires bystanders to step in and officers can’t immediately explain the law do they make them up as they go?
@rlizares@mastodon.online retweeted
Round 4. Assessment day. Visiting Nurse Service of New York. #HappySaturday
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SMOKING CHRONIC IN THE SISTINE CHAPEL
ALT It's a wheel of fortune board. the clue is WHAT ARE YOU DOING? there are seven letters, seven letters, two letters, three letters, seven letters, and then six letters. the only letter visible is a G at the end of the first word.
@rlizares@mastodon.online retweeted
“Able to stake my claim. A sweet spot between vagrants smoking unknown rock in front of trashcan fire, and unusually choppy seas splashing saltwater vicariously close to my non-weather sealed camera body.” (Circa, 2024. #EastRiver Greenway, South of #BrooklynBridge) #a6400 – at Lower East Side, Manhattan
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Going on 7 years. By all means, not even close to healed. It didn’t really help me quit smoking. But I haven’t tried to offed myself yet. #God works in mysterious ways! If you don’t believe me go f*ck yourself.
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🚨🚌 THE MTA WANTS FASTER BUSES… BUT WHO’S BLOCKING THE DAMN BUS LANES?! 🤡🚗
YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP! 😤
NYC DOT is creating dedicated bus lanes to speed up service, reduce congestion, and get working-class New Yorkers moving!
But take a look at Downtown Brooklyn! 👀
🚨 BUS LANE: 7 AM–7 PM, MONDAY–FRIDAY!
🚗 Vehicles occupying roadway space designated for buses!
💰 Taxpayer dollars being spent on transit improvements!
And here’s the MILLION-DOLLAR QUESTION:
ARE THE VERY PEOPLE PUSHING FOR FASTER BUSES PART OF THE PROBLEM?! 🤔
If MTA officials or government employees are illegally parking in these lanes, they deserve the SAME enforcement as everybody else!
I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR TITLE, YOUR POSITION, OR YOUR FANCY PARKING PLACARD! 🪪🚫
A BUS LANE IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL PARKING LOT!
Stop preaching accountability to the public while expecting special treatment behind the scenes!
🚌 BUS OPERATORS DESERVE CLEAR LANES!
⏰ PASSENGERS DESERVE RELIABLE SERVICE!
⚖️ AND EVERYBODY SHOULD FOLLOW THE SAME RULES!
🔥 YOU WANT FASTER BUSES? START BY KEEPING THE DAMN BUS LANES CLEAR!
#ny #nyc #mta #fyp
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Police Deranged hits the road in 2027! 🥁
Catch iconic Police songs live from Carnegie Hall to Sydney Opera House!
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USA & Canada shows Mar-Jun; Australia dates Aug-Sep.
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