@ripnotkellan

kind of got dead fish eyes

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Joined June 2022
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ssej@sssej04Oct 21
웨일폴 (2026)
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Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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TMZ
@TMZOct 20
Jay-Z Chooses Himself to Be The 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show Performer: Report tmz.com/2026/10/20/jay-z-pic…

Jay-Z Chooses Himself to be the 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show Performer

Well, that was easy ... Jay-Z -- the key decision-maker on who performs each year at the Super Bowl -- has made his choice for this year's big game, and it's none other than himself!

tmz.com
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.@realitytvyappinOct 18
missing the feeling big brother gave me this summer
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Matt Carey@RealMattCareyOct 19
don't worry everyone, if you need a break from disastrous underperformance and medical malpractice, the Philadelphia 76ers season is about to start
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“Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.” If this is true, you need to fire everyone involved in the decision to put Hurts on the field. Howie should even be grilled for this.
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Tej Seth
@tejfbanalyticsOct 18
Have watched Georgie & Mandy grow up, get married and have a kid all through commercials during NFL games on CBS over the past couple years
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crustacean retweeted
vera@donoghardtOct 15
Shopping at Ross is like do you want an Ed Hardy branded Pregnancy test
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roseanne@y0ugoththisOct 14
Philadelphia Eagles
@EaglesOct 14
Wednesday’s Injury Report #CARvsPHI
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chase@_chase_____Oct 14
a great tip if you’re packing for a trip is to ignore all the clothes you feel comfortable in and wear on a regular basis and instead bring a long velvet skirt you’ve never worn before that’s slightly too small and doesn’t go with any of your shirts or shoes
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they should invent a philly sport that doesn't make you want to kill yourself
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cameron@nyycameronOct 3
Already in a bad mood then here comes liberty biberty and Sydney Sweeney
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MLB
@MLBSep 14
"For this competition, all you have to do is run to first base without falling over" #BB28 Melody:
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Malala Yousafzai
@MalalaSep 14
GO BIRDS 🦅
“Sports fan Mark Kremer”@mark_kremerSep 13
MALALA IS AT THE EAGLES GAME?!??!?
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alexa@alexamazovAug 22
you’ll be in the worst financial position of your life then run out of shampoo
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tell SEPTA to put the campaign with the portraits of the transit operators back, especially that sweet smiling Muslim Black lady 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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danielle 😶@xtrathotsAug 10
Freddy 🐝🥊🌹@FrebboliciousAug 10
Haley telling Barrett that spaghetti is her favorite meal and Angela knew that #BB28
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jake@wormpullerAug 7
You ever notice you’re on someones IG close friends and you think damn this person lowkey isn’t even my regular friend
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MLB
@MLBAug 8
Now that baseball is over for the night, I have to go try to figure out how Kamu managed to escape being put on the block by Lala 😐
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Not a fucking chance Kamu. You can eat my ass. #bb28
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