kind of got dead fish eyes

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basketball #on phone #blowingup with 2FA codes i didn't request ok
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i've fallen in love with the woman making sure everyone flushes in the bathroom
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flying to atl tonight u know what that means. gonna be real fuckin weird every time i accidentally fall asleep
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missing the feeling big brother gave me this summer
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claustrophobia cannot hurt me. i wouldn't mind being in the whale
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glad to see this hard hitting journalism. where else will i see reports that are two years later than the urban outfitters app.
i've said it before i'll say it again: the samba era is ending. a slim sneaker in a color that isn't black and white is what the coolest guys are wearing next. you heard it here.
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u can always be more delusional. i carried around a sharpie and a notebook just in case i saw a celebrity when i went out to the commissary growing up on a military base.
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they're calling it the most movies downloaded onto a phone for a 3 hour flight ever
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don't worry everyone, if you need a break from disastrous underperformance and medical malpractice, the Philadelphia 76ers season is about to start
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“Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.” If this is true, you need to fire everyone involved in the decision to put Hurts on the field. Howie should even be grilled for this.
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Have watched Georgie & Mandy grow up, get married and have a kid all through commercials during NFL games on CBS over the past couple years
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football is Over it's time to go all in on skiing
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every time i pee and i'm not fully naked i feel like i probably somehow forgot to take off my pants
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Shopping at Ross is like do you want an Ed Hardy branded Pregnancy test
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Wednesday’s Injury Report #CARvsPHI
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