38(!). They/them. Ad Copywriter. Has Moxie (the beverage). Lover of genre fiction and rings. Let's not yuck anyone's yum. Black Lives Matter.

Chicago, IL
Joined June 2014
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Aubrey Plaza offers to strip completely naked in high heels if Quentin Tarantino puts her in his final movie "Tarantino, where the fuck are you? I'll do anything. Tarantino, anything you want." "I am her manager. She will not do anything, and the feet are off the table." "Tarantino, it's Aubrey. Guess what? I'll do anything you want." "Babe, it's extra for the feet, honey." "Naked in heels, Tarantino!" "Can't wait. God, I can't wait for whatever is the scary-ass shit he's going to make put me through again. Definitely don't care about anything."
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The Anglophone world celebrates the centenary of the word “hello.” On 18 October 1826, the word “hello” entered the English language. Now, it’s everywhere. There are people alive today who existed in a world before “hello.”
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Pornhub’s 2025 Year in Review reports that women account for about 38% of global traffic
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The increasingly sex-negative puritans that make up the modern LGBTQ community are going to lose every last one of their rights because their rights only exist on the premise that other people thinking you're icky is not a good enough reason for them to interfere with your life.
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Mandatory service, but it's a year in retail work b/c people need to understand how much the clerks do not give a single shit.
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Shiny Fist-o retweeted
Edging implies a degree of free-time and so is inherently bourgeois. Cranking it is proletarian, the working man’s orgasm.
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Guano! Guano!! Guano!!! GUANO.
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I voted against the DSA resolution authorizing this letter, but the numbers just weren't on my side.
Today, my district office received a suspicious package similar to those sent to other congressional offices across the country. Our office was evacuated, and I’m grateful that my staff is safe. I want to thank the Prince William County Police and Fire Departments, as well as federal law enforcement, for their swift response and professionalism. Political violence and intimidation have no place in our democracy. Those responsible must be held accountable.
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Making him work from.tbe hospital? He really is the american pope
The Vatican released the first photos of Pope Leo XIV since his lung cancer surgery, showing him leading Mass inside the hospital Doctors said he’s now able to carry out his daily activities completely on his own
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Did not expect the answer to "do dolphins get blowjobs" to be quite such a ~literal~ "yes..." ...but knowledge is power!
The best part is that these are both male river dolphins
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Mike Stoklasa arriving at the George Lucas Museum of Narrative Art
Replying to @redlettermedia
@redlettermedia @MikeStoklasa hey Mike, we are part of the George Lucas museum exhibit and we’d love to invite you guys to come check it out. Can hook you up with tickets
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"Anyone can open an owl cafe or a vegan lesbian bookstore. Japan is full of tiny, oddly specific businesses run by one or two people. They survive because small spaces are cheap and enough people live close enough to walk in."
Abundance usually gets explained as a list of problems: zoning, permits, licensing, slow approvals. Here’s what we'd actually get if we fixed them: Lunch costs $4, like it does in Japan and Singapore. Most US cities require three or four separate sinks, which makes a kitchen under 200 square feet nearly impossible. Anyone can open an owl cafe or a vegan lesbian bookstore. Japan is full of tiny, oddly specific businesses run by one or two people. They survive because small spaces are cheap and enough people live close enough to walk in. A room in a big city for $400 a month. These buildings housed millions of low-income and older Americans until cities banned most of them by the 1980s. A three-bedroom apartment you can stay in after you have a kid. US codes require two staircases in buildings over three stories, so family-sized units only fit on the corners. Most of the world allows one staircase. A new electric car for about $10,000. China sells these globally. Americans can't buy it. A government so dependable it's boring. When a loved one dies, you report it once instead of to every agency. We can decide to make it happen here. The full list has 16 things, from taco trucks on every corner to no more pandemics. I wrote this to also announce that today is DC Abundance's official launch! If you’re in DC, come celebrate and see the G.O.A.T. Derek Thompson speak!
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Wikipedia just dropped the hardest image for the "skeleton" page
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a sperm bank called Crank of America
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Do...do you think that makes them look more reasonable?
i think we're losing two things in the Big Pill Debate 1. UK dosage is much higher (500mg to start) 2. theirs has codeine in it
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Plain UK ibuprofen tablets are 200mg (not 500mg) and contain no codeine. Ibuprofen-codeine combinations (200mg/12.8mg) are a separate pharmacy-only product for short-term use only. nhs.uk/medicines/ibup… nhs.uk/medicines/ibup…
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Astonishingly poorly informed. The L doesn't go to Moscow. It's just for going back and forth between Manhattan and Brooklyn.
Calm down. I doubt anything will come of the Ilhan Omar deportation stunt but she obviously at minimum shouldn’t be allowed to hold office in America because she’s an anti-American shit-stirrer and also probably a fraudster. Why shouldn’t naturalized citizens be stripped of their citizenship if they hold views that actively go against the interests of the majority and sow racial discord? If there could actually be an honest inquest into her “ideas” and activities, I would even take the L and volunteer myself for self-deportation provided I could take my son and they sent us to Moscow and not some bumblefuck globalist shithole like Tbilisi or Yerevan.
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Actually, the reason is Mr. Coffee.
Apparently the reason why kettles aren’t common in the US is because the wattage of your kettles are so low it takes forever, whereas in the UK a kettle is at a higher wattage and takes avg 1-2 mins for a full boil
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US electric kettles are limited to lower wattage by 120V power (slower boils than UK 230V models) but are uncommon mainly due to coffee culture and makers rather than wattage alone. currys.co.uk/techtalk/kitch… shoddygoods.meh.com/p/electric-ket… businessinsider.com/why-americans-…
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You know? I don't hate it.
the more windows you open, the cooler it gets
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