TWO ANT COLONIES HAVE BEEN FIGHTING A WAR OUTSIDE SAN DIEGO FOR DECADES. ЗОМ DIE PER YEAR. THE FRONT LINE IS MILES LONG. SCIENTISTS COMPARED IT TO WORLD WAR I TRENCH WARFARE

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bob appetit · Oct 18, 2026 · 1:55 AM UTC

bob appetit@flugenhofOct 18

lardass ate the whole thing

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richard · Oct 13, 2026 · 6:22 PM UTC

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richard@richard_normalOct 13

the two thoughts that you must hold in your head: 1. i am not better than anyone else. i am a product of the random life circumstances that have accumulated and made me who i am today. 2. i am objectively better than the person talking to gpt about airport cava.

brays★n@normaIboyOct 13

boy next to me asked chat gpt can he bring his cava on the flight and now he’s having a full on kii with the bot

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bob appetit · Oct 17, 2026 · 4:31 PM UTC

bob appetit@flugenhofOct 17

this is the drippiest shit I've ever seen in my life and from fucking kansas city?

Kevin Gallagher

@KevG163Oct 17

October 17, 1994 Joe Montana's Final Magic Act "Lord, you can take me now, I've seen it all." The Classic Chiefs-Broncos MNF Duel John Elway gives Denver the lead with 1:29 left, Montana then directs his team 75 yards for the win. ABC's Al Michaels, Frank Gifford, and Dan Dierdorf are left in awe at Mile High

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TrueAnon · Oct 17, 2026 · 2:04 AM UTC

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TrueAnon@TrueAnonPodOct 17

Replying to @RepScholten

I’m shocked the DSA is now offering white powder and fantasies of civil war in the mail now. I was under the impression they usually handed those out in the Verso loft!

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bob appetit · Oct 17, 2026 · 2:02 AM UTC

bob appetit@flugenhofOct 17

got to see The Devils remaster/recut in 35mm tonight and be reminded that it is every bit the masterpiece as its reputation and your memory suggests. that said, as I've said before and will again: there is absolutely no way at all that Ken Russell was a straight man

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The Frustrating Individual · Oct 15, 2026 · 11:08 PM UTC

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The Frustrating Individual@MILFmassacreOct 15

Girl made of stone: whats your favorite kind of music ? Me: post rock Her: what? Me: post rock? Her: no you pig [blocks me] Yeah and so basically things like this is why I’m still an incel

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dj tsunderesaurus rex · Nov 19, 2022 · 7:09 PM UTC

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dj tsunderesaurus rex@lizardmancer19 Nov 2022

the easiest way to attain buddhahood is to bitten on the neck by a buddha

bob appetit · Oct 16, 2026 · 9:27 PM UTC

bob appetit@flugenhofOct 16

Guano! Guano!! Guano!!! GUANO.

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🇵🇸i have never heard of philosophy · Oct 16, 2026 · 2:12 PM UTC

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🇵🇸i have never heard of philosophy@dimitripilledOct 16

(Chinese Sinatra) I’ve been a kingdom, a khanate, republic, a commie, a Han and a Qing

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caroline :) · Oct 14, 2026 · 4:01 PM UTC

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caroline :)@soonrightawayOct 14

it’s amazing to see Geese’s signature blend of guitars, bass, drums, and vocals become so influential

The Rolling Stones

@RollingStonesOct 14

Are you ready for more new music from The Rolling Stones? We’re talking blues, country and that unmistakable rhythm and Stones sound that we know you love! Just announced! ‘Foreign Tongues, Loose Lips’ arrives November 27, featuring five new recordings from the Foreign Tongues sessions. Available to pre-order now on 1LP, including the original ‘Foreign Tongues’ album on CD, or Deluxe 2CD edition housed in a six-panel digisleeve with a 16-page booklet and gold foil detailing rollingstones.lnk.to/looseli… The five new tracks: Where There’s A Will Who You Callin’ Crazy Human Tide Bad Luck Hideaway She Still Comes Around