
“Why am I always Julia Roberts in everyone’s RomCom” #RingBySpring #ForeverSingle
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I’m real tired of married people claiming that it’s just like a “sleepover” every single day.
I’m sorry are you eating queso at midnight and watching 27 dresses?
Stop desecrating the name of sleepovers
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you grew up on harry potter. i grew up on adventures in odyssey. we are not the same
Everyone keeps trying to convince me that being a bridesmaid is the worst but they clearly don’t know that I’m trying to fulfill my childhood dream of being a flower girl
You think his parents are still in Forest? Do you think he has a brother? Do you think he likes Rookies?
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Jesus: Go call the girlfriend you said I said you would marry
Bible College Guy: I have no girlfriend you said I'd marry
Jesus: You're right to say, 'I have no girlfriend you said I'd marry,' for you told five girls that and the girl you're dating now I didn't say that about
“Being a wife and a mother is the greatest calling God can give you”
Cool cool Linda I thought it was go and make disciples but whatever you say
A man literally told me because I’ll be in Lynchburg for the fall that we can’t date because of the distance but now he’s asking me how I’m doing.
IM SAD BRIAN THAT YOU WONT DATE ME
“I’m getting ripped tonight, well actually I’m pretty sure I’m getting ghosted”
Hot girl summer is going great, thanks for asking
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Happy June 1st to all the guys on dating apps who don’t know the difference between 5/11 and 6/1!
A guy told me the hardest thing he’s ever been through was The Office leaving Netflix like weird flex Trey mine was my parents divorce but okay.
It’s hard being attracted to guys that love hiking when you’re only interested in eating cinnamon buns
My boyfriend left me at Kroger and I’m honestly so upset.
To be fair he doesn’t know he’s my boyfriend but still
A sugar daddy but he pays on my student loans and pays for me to go to Seminary and I only have to write him a thank you note
Sure I’m sitting alone Jessica but at least I didn’t have to leave the service early because my child wouldn’t behave in the “Kids Cove”.









