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A follower of Jesus and a top .05% listener of Taylor Swift. Tweets are a direct reflection of how funny I think I am.

Likely eating a bagel
Joined July 2010
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A new call and response started at my church today. My pastor said: “is it worth it?” And I immediately said: “let me work it”
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Republicans in North Carolina just proposed a bill that says if a woman is caught with an IUD or attempts to get an abortion then men are allowed to use DEADLY FORCE to try and stop her. They are proposing a bill that will allow men to kill women for using birth control. It’s House Bill 1232. Keith Kidwell is the Republican who proposed the bill. He claims it counts as self defense to use deadly force to stop abortion. This is a man who claims to be pro life. Feel free to give his office a call and let him know how you feel about his opinion. And for anyone who says “obviously this will never get passed” that’s not the point. The point is it’s fucking insanity that a government official would even try to make a law like this. It’s insanity that there are men out there who are trying to make it legal to kill women for making decisions for their own bodies. This is real and it’s happening right now in front of our eyes.
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“These people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me. They worship me in vain.” — Matthew 15:8-9
We are going to rededicate America as ONE NATION UNDER GOD. 🇺🇸
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Racist. Deranged. Humiliating to our country. The fact that we have decided to pretend to this is normal every day is a moral abomination. Have we any shame? And every day an entire generation is being told it is “Christian” to support this. God have mercy on us.
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Important for everyone to know: Liam’s parents didn’t enter the US illegally. They presented at a port of entry, requested asylum and were waiting for their hearing. Many of the families ICE has been snatching off the streets are like this. Immigrants who entered legally!
Sorry to disappoint, but the 5-year-old has already been released from prison and is home with his family.
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I’ve said this before but: If a plane hit turbulence and the pilot panicked, aimed the nose to the ground and crashed, no one would say “Well, you try flying a plane in turbulence.” They would say “That is a bad pilot. That’s not how pilots should handle things.”
Do you know that ICE agents aren’t robots? They are HUMANS. Humans who are men and women doing a job that can be a very scary job. A job that has and always will be necessary. When they are put in a terribly scary position and they are already on edge TERRIBLE things happen that didn’t need to. NO ONE should be happy when terrible things happen. It’s sad. Life doesn’t happen in a slow motion video frame by frame to judge what SHOULD have happened. It happens quick. Kick the bees nest and the bees come. I’m greatly sad about all of this.
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Statistically, you are more likely to be shot by ICE than you are to compete against a trans woman
It's so easy to not get shot by ICE
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They’re closed because ICE agents are shooting gas canisters at students.
Minnesota schools are closed today and tomorrow for safety reasons. Only in a broken liberal city can you replace a SNOW DAY with a RIOT DAY.
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They changed the @cava kids meal and not only is it less food it’s more expensive and they will be hearing from me endlessly
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Every time my boyfriend asks if I know a song and I don’t I say “must not have been good enough for them to cover it on glee”
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Notice how it’s somehow the government’s job to legislate a few Bible verses on human sexuality over our entire country, but it’s suddenly “not the government’s job” when it comes to the +2,500 Bible verses calling for a generous use of wealth that prioritizes the poor.
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“There is no way that Volvo can make it up that mountain in all seasons. That’s the most unrealistic part of this whole thing” - my boyfriend while watching twilight for the first time
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Virginia, the stakes couldn’t be higher in this election. And Abigail @SpanbergerForVA is the best choice for Governor. She'll work to stand up for Virginia families – because that’s what she’s done her entire career. And she has real plans to lower the cost of housing, health care, utilities, and grow Virginia’s economy. So make a plan to vote today at abigailspanberger.com.
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a big year for swifties
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julie andrews, listen to me. don’t make unnecessary journeys. don’t take risks on treacherous roads and don’t swim in the sea!
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i’m sorry you hate the glitter gel pen songs but some of us like to feel happiness and fun
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BEING EMPLOYED WITH THE SWIFTIE ZOOMIES IS NOT FOR THE WEAK
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We would never even dream of glorifying political violence
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This is just not true, at all. A Democratic lawmaker and her husband were murdered in their home in June!
The assassination attempts are only happening in one direction… Just saying.
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these hands & this love had to let came back it go free to me
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now I understand what my mother felt when Diana got engaged
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