Dear Trump Voters, After a couple of years, when your health insurance is gone, your Social Security and disability checks stop coming, insurance companies deny coverage due to preexisting conditions, and your cost of living has risen by 30% because of stupid tariffs, when our deepest national security secrets are in Russia's hands, please don’t despair. At least there will be plenty of $7.25 minimum wage jobs open. And hey, you could put those 9-year-olds to work, since child labor would be legal! P.S. Don’t worry about water or air quality or hurricanes; those will be the least of your problems. Then, and only then, you’ll have no one to blame but your own party. Cheers!