🔬 Profiling @DatadogHQ 🐘 PHP Core Contributor 🧵 ext-parallel Maintainer ⚡️ Performance, Concurrency & Observability 👨‍👧‍👦 6x Dad

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Joined August 2017
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Read the story around the security vulnerabilities fixed in PHP today that I wrote up for the PHP Foundation, what an exhausting last week in this process. Glad it's out, hoping you all update ASAP.
The PHP Foundation@ThePHPF8h
We have posted more information about today's security releases, including the sequence of events that led to the discovery, how the PHP security team is improving their processes, and what we need from you to continue this critical work. #php #security thephp.foundation/blog/2026/…
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This year we're excited to live stream our keynote sessions, free to everyone! Join us at buff.ly/AkQw7se tomorrow (Friday, Oct 16th) at 9am and 5pm (CDT) Virtual tickets for Friday are still available, including recordings after the conference! buff.ly/pT8zS2c
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Datadog has been a great supporter of Longhorn PHP for a while now. Also if you haven't tried out their Bits agent... it's fantastic
Thanks to @datadoghq for being a sponsor of LonghornPHP this year! Datadog allows developers to see across systems, apps, and services, and seamlessly aggregates metrics and events across the full devops stack. buff.ly/4nPxvEV
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AI slop has fundamentally changed how I experience reading. I now notice the tells everywhere. The short, punchy sentences. The relentless groups of three. The em dashes—the unnecessary little asides. And once you see it, you can’t unsee it. The worst part? My brain now flags perfectly innocent human writing as AI slop too. AI hasn’t just made me enjoy bad writing less. It’s made me suspicious of all writing. That’s a real loss.
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Howdy folks! In case you missed it, our schedule is live! Check out all the speakers & talks - and if you hurry, you can still get blind bird pricing! We have a great lineup this year: 20 amazing speakers, 3 workshop tracks Thurs & 3 talk tracks Fri. longhornphp.com/schedule
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3,5 Millionen Kunden hat Lottoland in Deutschland. Viele denken, sie würden dort tatsächlich Lotto spielen. Allerdings nehmen sie an illegalem Glücksspiel teil. Uns als Gesellschaft entgingen dadurch 2019-2023 mutmaßlich über 400 Millionen Euro Steuern. lilithwittmann.medium.com/wi…
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Happy 14th, @ReactPHP! 🎂 Fourteen years of event-driven, non-blocking I/O that just works. Mature, rock-solid, and downloaded more than ever with 1.3B+ downloads. Here's to the next chapter of async PHP! 🚀 #async #PHP
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We are proud to count DataDog among our sponsors for ConFoo 2026. buff.ly/JnwfHPN
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The 2026 State of Open Source Survey is live, and the #Zend team and I want to hear how you're using #PHP and other #OSS technologies. Your anonymous answers will be used to build two industry reports, available free next year: surveymonkey.com/r/FT3SWPL
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The #longhornphp 2025 tutorial day is underway! @alenaholligan is presenting on BDD, @realFlowControl is walking through building an observability extension with Rust, and @DaveLiddament is diving into building custom Rector rules.
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Want to attend Longhorn PHP in person, but can't afford a ticket? Thanks to the PHP community, we have a few free tickets to give away to those who need it. We're just asking for a $20 refundable deposit. Register here: ti.to/longhorn-php/longhorn-…
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We are excited to have @realFlowControl presenting a tutorial in addition to his keynote. We'll learn all about Observing PHP for Fun and Profit! Deep dive into the PHP engine internals and build a PHP extension to measure performance! Join us at longhornphp.com
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Florian ft. the purple elephpant are up! #CakeFest
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Looking forward to seeing everyone for #CakeFest next week! Don’t forget we will be streaming live on youtube.com/CakePHP 🍰 October 9-10 at 9:00 GMT+2 Thanks again to @passbolt - our DIAMOND sponsor! CakeFest.org
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If you've been to #LonghornPHP in the past as an attendee and haven't grabbed a ticket yet, we've got a few wks before the conference & I'd love to see y'all there. If our GA tickets feel pricey, DM me. I'm proud of our schedule and want to give speakers the audience they deserve – at Austin, TX
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The APIPlatformCon speakers’ evening has kicked off with one of the most beautiful views in Lille✨ See you all tomorrow for the big day!
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We're excited to partner with @datadoghq, the integrated platform for monitoring & security. Thank you to Datadog for joining Longhorn PHP as a Silver sponsor! datadoghq.com
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Let’s do a giveaway! ♥️ this to win a ticket to #CakeFest 2025 (Then keep an eye on your DMs)
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