It looks like you've never had a job where the drive to and from work was long and miserable. My commute is 10 footsteps to my computer. 14 if I make coffee first.
If that last sentence refers to the teen he wouldn't have known that treating his seat as locked with a restraint opening of 6-7 inches wouldn't hold him during the drop.
That fatality was a 14-year-old boy 96 pounds over the weight maximum who the ride did not secure at all, which wasn't detected due to sensor failure. It was a new ride and the operators were insufficiently trained.
If your best known work was Party at Kitty and Studs you would jump at the chance to star in a movie you wrote.
If you keep it you put it on your shelf and tell people about it for years, exaggerating the athleticism required to catch it.
My only giveaway rule is if I catch the opposing team's home run. Instead of throwing it back I find a kid in that team's jersey to get it.
A 4-year-old won't even remember getting the ball. He's at the age where the box a Christmas present comes in is just as exciting as the present.
The adult who caught it looks young himself, like in his 20s. The Internet should leave him alone.
Buying a baseball is not the same thing as catching one at a game. Nobody dreams for years about buying a baseball.
Don't attempt a "tell me you don't understand" with a two-parter. It landed heavier than pumpernickel.
The rules don't care about whether the player reports the problem during or after the point. If the chair agrees with the player the point doesn't matter anyway.