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With observers being distracted with Natties, there’s no way the PUL can keep up and ban ALL the loop hole trick plays we have for tonight’s game against Atlanta Soul.
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The 2024 @PremierUltimate season is almost here!
See you soon, @Philly_Surge @ny_gridlock @MinnesotaStrike @IndyRedUltimate @SoulofATL @PortlandRising
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I try to be generally kind and accepting of religious beliefs. But I draw the line at the year 1800. Every religion created after 1800 is obviously fake. The founder of your religion cannot have been alive while Schweppes soda existed.
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“Money doesn’t matter” -rich people
“Looks don’t matter” - attractive people
“It’s not the cold, it’s the wind that gets ya” - midwesterners
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Oberon, Titania, and Puck with Fairies Dancing, by William Blake, 1786, 📸 by @DjcGallery
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Last weekend my 6-year-old was upset because she was nervous about her swim meet, so I told her if she could find some confidence and do it, I would throw a pie in her dad’s face the second he got home. That child swam like an Olympian. Follow me for more motivational tools.
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Baby elephants typically don't learn to control their trunks until they're about a year old, which may result in behavior like this.
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i am feeling chaotic today. so i am off to look for trouble. if i cannot find it. i will create it
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International euphemisms (some rare) for menstruation:
6. It’s lingonberry week (Swedish)
5. I have my bears (French)
4. The cockerel sang to me (Puerto Rican Spanish)
3. Garibaldi is coming (Italian)
2. The moon came (Indonesian)
1. There are communists in the funhouse (Danish)
