This Is Pizza Mic instagram.com/p/sOpK5bpA-j/

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Since traffic accidents are the leading cause of death amongst police officers, cops should stop shooting kids and start shooting cars. – at Oakland, CA

Los Pinches Borrachos. instagram.com/p/r506_MJA8O/

Beer Disneyland instagram.com/p/rsXHbnpA8k/

Day drinking. And day nachoing. instagram.com/p/rsZQRkpA_j/

We're bff, guys. @ Brainwash Cafe instagram.com/p/rTURDGpA3N/ – at San Francisco, CA

It's an app that uses stolen credit card numbers to lease AirBnB units to homeless people. #AirB&E #kickstarter – at Oakland, CA

Having feels, guys. #hugs

If corporations are people, does that mean they can kill themselves? Because Wal-Mart should kill himself.

How about "Google Chemtrails and Scroll Down" you twit. instagram.com/p/qsLZeYJA-9/

When all you have is a fist, every problem is a face. #FistWorldProblems – at Oakland, CA

God is a prop comic.

Portlandia live at the California Academy of Sciences and Pretension. instagram.com/p/qSz-JgpAzY/

Folks, is it too much to ask? I just want to find a nice corporation to settle down with and raise a family of LLCs. – at Oakland, CA

Did you hear the one about the urban dance troupe who were slipped bad LSD? They had a psychotic break dance. #CIAFacts – at Berkeley, CA

Punchline #Premise – at Oakland, CA

Freak Out but Stay Calm and Buy Shit. ~this kind message was sponsored by the Makers of Everything, Secret Chiefs Local Union No 23 – at Oakland, CA

Hey everybody! It's National Send A Fedora To A Male Supreme Court Justice Day! – at Oakland, CA