Joined May 2013
This is the future we are in right now.
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If I had a bowl of cops and I told you just three would kill a child holding skittles would you never stop crying I can't stop crying – at Los Angeles, CA
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Jazz hands ruin both jazz and hands
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"We held hands in line the 1st day of kindergarten... How dare u get married n have kids. Do ya man even got a Bugatti? Doubt it" - Drake
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55 years young and that smile still gets me every single day. Happy birthday, Barack. I love you. -mo
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They didn't call it racism when Clint Eastwood was younger because it was impossible to hear anyone over the German Shepards and firehoses. – at Los Angeles, CA
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YO I STILL DONT HAVE A PAN FLUTE RENDITION OF THE @BODEGABOYS THEME IN MY MENTIONS WHAT IS REALLY GOOD #BODEGAHIVE???
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Currently working on a old school Rap album inspired by my love for Serena Williams. 12 songs for Serena.
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June 8 it's LA-based comic @davetotheross w/ @krandomthoughts & @rontalkstogirls at Doc's! youtube.com/watch?v=_Y7ID35o…
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Fun fact about @rontalkstogirls, he can go into a rendition of Stevie Wonder's golden lady with very little prompting.
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