Randy Wade Kelley

VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (…blue)

“Five more minutes…” - @billiejoe

BREAKIN’ 3: OLYMPIC BOOGALOO it took me a week to come up with that

Can I get a full-throated endorsement @elonmusk

Donnie and JD sound like the guys who tripped you in front of the whole cafeteria. Kamala and Tim said “you can eat with us” and gave you some of their cornbread

Black Parade just came on and I am not getting out of this Uber til the song is over

Happy Halloween y’all! #halloween #costume #luigismansion 👻 #latergram @ Luigi's Mansion instagram.com/p/CkcLB0pul-3/… – at Talca, Chile

Some people still put 2 spaces after periods - even in TEXTS

Just posted a photo @ American Buffalo Broadway instagram.com/p/CeCvr8yOx2W/… – at Manhattan, NY

A STRANGE LOOP #broadway #theater #nyc #musical @strangeloopbway @ Lyceum Theatre (New York City) instagram.com/p/CdZZdz8JxdL/… – at Manhattan, NY

I wish real life had subtitles

Do not complain to me about high gas prices.

Just posted a photo @ Manhattan, New York instagram.com/p/Cbv_V7KO2ip/… – at Manhattan, NY

ELTON JOHN @eltonjohn #eltonjohn at @thegarden #msg #madisonsquaregarden #nyc #newyork #newyorkcity w/ @phillipwilburn #phillipwilburn first live concert since 2020!!!! And it’s AMAZINGGGGG @ Madison Square Garden instagram.com/p/CaV8U2Ctjeb/… – at Manhattan, NY

Hammered for the holidays… #iykyk #family #christmas #xmas #shparksh #hammerschlammer @ Houston, Texas instagram.com/p/CYCZwrspe9r/… – at Houston, TX

LET’S GO STROS!!!!!!!!!!! @astrosbaseball #worldseries #game6 #gostros #houston #astros #houstonastros #fortheH @ Manhattan, New York instagram.com/p/CVyzrnAJ77O/… – at Manhattan, NY