Professional history student. Judge Judy is my hero. Anglophile. #FantasyFootball 🏆
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Fantasy football is the only hobby where you can spend 10 hours researching, make the statistically correct decision, and still lose to a guy who set his lineup hungover in the bathroom on Sunday morning.
And we’ll all be back next week. 😂
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Now Jacoby Brissett gets to target Trey McBride and Michael Wilson 43 times a game instead of 40
Javier Milei shreds ‘useless’ UN to its face in fiery speech to 'fatally arrogant parasites' foxnews.com/politics/javier-… #FoxNews
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The other jurors have spent all week calling the lone male holdout an arrogant, uncooperative dummy who didn’t understand the law or follow the rules. Now we come to find out that they were talking about the only black guy in the room this whole time. Leftists have accidentally sided with 11 white bullies against a black man who stood up to them. Just an absolutely amazing twist. You couldn’t script it any better.
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VICTORY! After a FIRE lawsuit, the University of Washington paid $600,000 after punishing Professor Stuart Reges for parodying a university-approved “land acknowledgment” in his syllabus. 🧵
LAWSUIT: The University of Washington recommended Stuart Reges include a land acknowledgment in his computer science syllabus.
So, he wrote one — but the university punished him for it.
Today, with help from FIRE, Reges sued UW to vindicate his #1A right to free expression.
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The defense attorney showed up to the court today with a bundle of fan mail for Lindsay Clancy. Fan mail for a woman who strangled all of her children to death. My faith in humanity has never been lower.
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What a wild coincidence.
The next tropical storm name up on the list for the Atlantic Basin is... Dolly.
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The NFL and ESPN believe they lost touch with sports fans. This is what they're giving us to "win" us back. Women. This is the Great Replacement in sports. Out with men and in with casual female fans cosplaying as hardcore sports fans. They replaced Bill Simmons with Mina Kimes.
"I'm a couch analyst, okay. ... I will tell you all the reasons why we're the best team and why your team is not going to win." 😂
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