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Allen Rand

@rand1717

hot dogs, basketball, patriots

Joined May 2012
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“Please clap” -Jeb, re: butt cheeks
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@JebBush3 Feb 2020
Best Super Bowl half time show ever.
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Oliver Willis (@owillis) profile pictureOliver Willis@owillis18 Feb 2021
this is how lauren boebert appears during a house hearing. this is a very sane political party.
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After 10 years we’re dropping The Thrill with @EmpireOfTheSun tonight on all platforms
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“Do it to em, Stormin Norman”- norm Powell to norm Powell
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Mentally I am here
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Best Bread (Note: Not Dinner Rolls)
50%Corn Bread
33%Garlic Bread
8%White
8%Cinnamon Raisin
12 votes • Final results
Welcome to Curry Hardware can I help you find anything?
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Finally some good news, scientists discovered a treatment that can reduce COVID19 transmission by 70%, and its just a piece a cloth you wear in front of your dumb fucking face
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MB@maleeezy_24 Jun 2020
a story in two parts:
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Death, taxes, and this guy delivering on time and with a smile.
Ryan (@RyanJayLouis) profile pictureRyan@RyanJayLouis20 Feb 2020
I don’t know if I can name more than 10 people who have been more consistent in my life over the last 20 years than Ahmed aka the Old Railroad delivery driver.
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@pissboymcgee7 Feb 2020
g1a is the only correct answer
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asmaa@bashmaaa16 Aug 2019
this may be the best tik tok ever
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Quite simply, this is the greatest interaction on twitter you will find on this hell-site today
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Feeling handsome, might delete later
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black n yello black n yello black n yello black n yello
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Allen Rand (@rand1717) profile pictureAllen Rand@rand171714 Oct 2018
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