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Danielle Rand

@danielle_rand

Don't even give me that.

Joined January 2013
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Do we think we have enough time left on Twitter to convince @KeeblerUS to bring back Jingles
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Danielle Rand (@danielle_rand) profile pictureDanielle Rand@danielle_rand25 Nov 2018
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Not to be dramatic but the Emma Thompson/Joni Mitchell scene deserves every award ever created
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Election anxiety + daylight savings + my son has pneumonia
Danielle Rand (@danielle_rand) profile pictureDanielle Rand@danielle_rand2 Nov 2020
Covid anxiety + election anxiety + daylight savings with a toddler
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The best part of the Netflix Red Sox doc so far is the revelation that Curt Schilling’s Thanksgiving turkey gave everyone food poisoning
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Trump:
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Courtney@cour11 Sep 2024
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So many of us receiving texts like this right now
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Maybe Kerr is saving Jayson Tatum for a last minute heroic performance in the final game, like Gordon Bombay did with Julie The Cat Gaffney
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Started a Harry Potter watch with Will. Early on in my parenting journey, I thought I would be one of those parents who waited to watch the movies with him until he had read the books (probably a few years away for us)
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A few days later, Will: Remember when Harry got fire power from that stone and burned Voldemort’s face? Me: Did you like that part or was it scary? Will: It was AWESOME!!!
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(I tried to explain that the “fire power” did not come from the stone but was actually WITHIN Harry. But Will is uninterested in the nuances of this discussion because, you know, FIRE POWER!!!!!)
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