As an actor I feel it's still important to practice your skill during these trying times. Here's my latest audition tape: Please hire me. 😘

This is what I've been thinking about all day:

At my most recent job I developed resting "how fucking dumb are you" face. It's actually a very common side effect when working with cis straight men.

Oh no... I'm at that point of exhaustion where I'm typing 50secs into a microwave thinking it's half a minute.

Oh to be a female spider and absolutely destroying annoying male who come into your vicinity 😌👌

Thinking about making a GoFundMe so I can buy this. Would you donate?

Taking a shit in a small seaside town is called "creating work for beachcombers"

Working with men makes me feel like I'm in a sequel of "The Truman Show" but with the producers of "Jackass".

Yes, I may not text you all the time or talk to you for a year, but I will always be there when you need me:

Sometimes I think maybe I don't have adhd, maybe it's just because I grew up around my adhd parents and because of that I learned to live like them so I adopted their adhd ways.

When you are expecting sick flips, high kicks and cool jumps in the final #RPDR performances, but it doesn't happen :

Can you solve this? If you had to fart when you piss and piss when you burp, then someone pooped when you piss farted and the fart was a piss poo but you never peed a pooped fart - How many shit squirts would you have left?