@_malikpowell

Interim Head Writer @ITYSL. ALL-improv team. 6MOTY joke writer. *tweets are all jokes

Joined March 2012
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Is that what he calls his toothbrush?
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Imagine before you get death penalty the judge makes you do a tight 5
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The Internet - Hold On.
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6 months ago was a good time
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Malik Powell retweeted
Shams Charania
@ShamsCharaniaJun 30
BREAKING: The Los Angeles Clippers are nearing deal sending Kawhi Leonard to the Toronto Raptors for Brandon Ingram, Gradey Dick, 2 first-round picks, 1 pick swap and 2 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN. A return to Canada for the Raptors champion and two-time Finals MVP.
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Mandatory post-Osmows dumps. 2/4
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On my 3rd 15 minute shit today. Lord please forgive me
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Will Rob Dillingham do something this season? I. Don’t. Know.
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Malik #malik
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BREAKING: Boston, Atlanta and Brooklyn are finalizing a three-team trade that sends Kristaps Porzingis and a second-round pick to the Hawks, Terance Mann and Atlanta's No. 22 pick to the Nets, and Georges Niang and a second-rounder to the Celtics.
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Canadian drivers are such animals… I just got brake checked by 2 geese.
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My car be like: Low gas Low coolant Low washer fluid. Damn how bout you watch your own pockets.
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Gas at $1.18 boutta drink from the nozzle! WE ONLY DRINKING PREMIUM ROUND HERE
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I punch in early and walk to the bathroom like I’m a title defender on the main card.
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James Cameron revealed his wife cried for 4 hours after watching the new avatar sequel… She then continued to cry for another 3 hours and 22 minutes as she had only watched the opening credits.
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Every time I see an ambulance fly past me with its sirens on, in my head my brain softly whispers “save them”
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Seeing Cleveland at 50-10 puts into perspective just how crazy 2016’ Warriors record was.
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Wowww lmao saw 3 cyber trucks in a row!! Buying a lotto max. #duttymusktruckluck
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Doug Ford if you text me one more time, bro.
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If you gonna drive a cyber truck at least keep it clean. #duttymusktruck
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