Bar trivia host did not show up tonight, but my bar trivia rival did show up unexpectedly with a gift of pulled pork for regular Tuesday bartender who, unexpectedly, did not show up so you know whoβs walking away with two dinners tonight πͺπ
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Willem Dafoe photographed by Conor Cunningham for Outlander Magazine
Shaving your mustache is like: βYes! This is my face! Let all who oppose it fall under the sword!β
Tried to invest in myself and bought dark spot patches from Target and ended up buying an empty cardboard box. No point in trying anymore....
Massachusetts is the prime example of a bloated, beached whale of a blue state that is full of crabs eating its innards
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βAnakin I understand the anger you have towards the sand people for killing your mother but imagine how bland the food would be on Tatooine without themβ











































