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I feel as if my skin were the only thing keeping me from going everywhere at once.

Joined September 2017
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alright….
Today’s first time voter was:Β  - Born in 2008Β  - 8 years old when Trump was first electedΒ  - In middle school when Covid hit
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This tweet randomly hitting 100k likes….
Halloween is like the ultimate social filter in one’s twenties
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Bar trivia host did not show up tonight, but my bar trivia rival did show up unexpectedly with a gift of pulled pork for regular Tuesday bartender who, unexpectedly, did not show up so you know who’s walking away with two dinners tonight πŸ’ͺπŸ™
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It probably felt so good to forgive yourself in that living room
Thinking about these photos of houseboats from 1977
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heath ledger and rose bryne β€˜99
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You have to feel sexy or powerful once a day or you will wither away
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Halloween is like the ultimate social filter in one’s twenties
Said β€œwhat are you doing in my swamp” to a guy dressed like shrek last night and he looked at me weird and said β€œoh”
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this song is literally the way pop music felt as a kid
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Unsure if I left the bar at 1:30am one or 1:30am two
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Willem Dafoe photographed by Conor Cunningham for Outlander Magazine
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The dead only know one thing: it is better to be alive.
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Shaving your mustache is like: β€œYes! This is my face! Let all who oppose it fall under the sword!”
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Tried to invest in myself and bought dark spot patches from Target and ended up buying an empty cardboard box. No point in trying anymore....
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Massachusetts is the prime example of a bloated, beached whale of a blue state that is full of crabs eating its innards
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β€œAnakin I understand the anger you have towards the sand people for killing your mother but imagine how bland the food would be on Tatooine without them”
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Drinking an unopened water bottle I found in the woods.
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